Jesus & drugs (a joke)

Nemesis77

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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples
to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all
over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion
that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the
drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was
therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to
earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven.

Jesus, waiting at the door, hear's a knock:

"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Judas?"

"FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
 

rgwalt

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<< I dont quite get it....? *scratches head* >>



Judas was the disciple who betrayed Jesus to the Romans and essentially sealed Jesus's execution.

Ryan
 

SWScorch

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<< I dont quite get it....? *scratches head* >>



Judas was the disciple who betrayed Jesus to the Romans and essentially sealed Jesus's execution.

Ryan
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Oh. Of course. Its still over my head. I knew Judas was the one who betrayed Christ, but still... doesnt seem all that funny to me.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< I dont quite get it....? *scratches head* >>



Judas was the disciple who betrayed Jesus to the Romans and essentially sealed Jesus's execution.

Ryan
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Oh. Of course. Its still over my head. I knew Judas was the one who betrayed Christ, but still... doesnt seem all that funny to me.
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Judas betraying Christ with the Romans...
Judas betraying Christ with the FBI...

Some people find parallels like this quite funny. Personally, I laughed my ass off. :)

nik