Jesus, dense people

alkemyst

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So I post a comment on a restaurant site:

How's Wednesday ladies night?

First reply: awesome ribs all night long

Second reply: only $13.95 with two sides!

Hmm, don't think it's looking good...so I post again:

Thinking more people MEETING than people EATING. ;)

Get back

We have plenty of space for as many as you bring



*facepalm*
 

Robert Munch

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Could call and see what they say since it's not working it out online. Though, from the general comments i'd probably avoid going.
 

alkemyst

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Could call and see what they say since it's not working it out online. Though, from the general comments i'd probably avoid going.

Would a restaurant tell me on the phone if their place is lame?

Based on only dudes and the restaurant replying on facebook, not looking too promising for ladies at ladies night. I am going to check it out in about a half hour. Another popular night spot is right next door. Both are 5 minutes from my house.
 

jagec

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Could call and see what they say since it's not working it out online. Though, from the general comments i'd probably avoid going.

If you ran a restaurant and got a call from some guy asking you about the gender ratio on ladies' night, wouldn't that give you pause?
 

waggy

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why would you wan't to eat women? i don't think its that kind of restaurant..



lol yeah but hell those deals sound good. i love some good ribs..hmm
 

Red Squirrel

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Sounds more like a miscommunication. Restaurant staff normally have food on their mind when customers inquire about services. You seem to have chicks on your mind. Try the yellow pages under "escort services". ;)
 

amish

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these responses could actually be truthful.

awesome ribs all night long

read: borderline anorexic chicks sporting halter tops are abound most of the night.

only $13.95 with two sides!

morbidly obese prostitutes only charge $13.95 for a go.

sounds like a great place to go.
 

dabuddha

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Yeah if some retard called my restaurant asked me how many ladies we have I'd tell the desperate loser perv to go fuck off.
 

Ketchup

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The replies you got made me think this is a place where old farts hang out. Sounds like a good deal though.
 

alkemyst

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wow, same place I went to tonight (now home). Fucking malibu rum rep is a total ice princess and alienating. I liked the two chicks and bought a few rounds. Gave her some feedback on her tablet form (the first why does the birth year start in 2011, her response is that was when it was written and anyone knows you can't get internet access easy ?!?, next was why do you have a blank field and then BELOW it ask for email?, then why doesn't your form default to the character set (numbers when it's number only) the whole time she was really hostile to the feed back and brutal to her workers

fuck that drama.
 

alkemyst

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Yeah, they couldn't comment on the women because there weren't any. They said it was an 'off night', we will see. They had two cool malibu girls there (I knew one from last week with another group of friends), but their boss was a total bitch. I offered feedback on their tablet form to get email addresses for promotions and she just was a total dickmunch.

It was a very confusing form with not all fields titled like for email it had one blank line above another that said "EMAIL" inside the field.

Birth year started at 2011. I suggested it should start at 21 and go out to something less than 1900...she said first well we don't have internet on the tablets. I said, you don't need that to do this. Then she said sort of angerly, we aren't going to pay every night to have a custom program made.

Fucktard, there is a built-in clock/calendar...anyway I gave up on it and bailed. Company party tonight, don't know what Friday is doing yet...Saturday I am trying Fuku After Dark on Clematis, a friend is hosting the VIP area.

Got a chick I know calling me at 3am last night, only let it ring once and left me a facebook message that she wasn't sure if it was ok to call, I got this morning. Going to shake that out later today. She keeps saying she has a boyfriend (she does), but she keeps calling me :)
 

EagleKeeper

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Haul yourself down to SoBe and then post the results.