Jesus Christ! What's a man got to do to get a drivers license?

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Lifer
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Even Jesus Christ can't circumvent the rules for getting a driver's license in West Virginia.

Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals.

"This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ," attorney A.P. Pishevar told The Associated Press. "Now he needs to document it for legal reasons."

Described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle. He bought property near Lost River, about 100 miles west of Washington, and has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver's license bearing the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license transfer requirements because his Florida birth certificate has his original name on it and he has been unable to obtain an official name change in Washington.

"We just need official documentation that that's his name," said Doug Stump, commissioner of the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles. "He will be treated no different than anybody else."

Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because "taking the name of Jesus Christ may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people."

In his appeal, Christ's attorney argued that Phillips had changed his name to Jesus Christ 15 years earlier, and "has been using the name since then without incident."

The appeals court last month sent the name-change proposal back to the lower court, saying some required hearings in the case had not been held.

Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle?

Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said.

 

Nitemare

Lifer
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His name isn't legally Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should ask the DMV to give me a license in the name of God Almighty?
 

oogabooga

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Originally posted by: luckysnafu
How the hell did he get a SSC and a passport without legally changing his name???

was wondering the same thing....
 

vood0g

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big fvcking deal. so he wants his name to be J.C. how can that really offend people?
 

Baked

Lifer
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Originally posted by: luckysnafu
How the hell did he get a SSC and a passport without legally changing his name???

Because of stupid government peons.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: luckysnafu
How the hell did he get a SSC and a passport without legally changing his name???

The average intellect of government employees is between a rock and a retarded monkey, Fausto excluded of course.
 

Demon-Xanth

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It's not the DMV's fault at all. He hasn't legally changed his name yet, they won't give him a license without his legal name. Sounds like a good set of rules to me.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
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Originally posted by: vood0g
big fvcking deal. so he wants his name to be J.C. how can that really offend people?

You'd be amazed at what offends people...
 

CptFarlow

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
His name isn't legally Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should ask the DMV to give me a license in the name of God Almighty?


I'll go and get my name changed to Hiwould Jablowme?
 

vood0g

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: vood0g
big fvcking deal. so he wants his name to be J.C. how can that really offend people?

You'd be amazed at what offends people...

i guess. if "monkey" can offend people, then anything can.
 

halik

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
His name isn't legally Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should ask the DMV to give me a license in the name of God Almighty?