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SlitheryDee

Wow that's some deceptively shallow water. Hmm...I wonder if that's how Jesus did it too?
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Wow that's some deceptively shallow water. Hmm...I wonder if that's how Jesus did it too?
Nah, folks in the desert just saw Jesus off in the distance walking across a mirage that looked like water.
When they finally caught up to him to ask him how he did it, the water was gone.
"Oh, uh, I used it to slake the thirst of a nearby village. I'm the son of God, I can do that." They believed him, and the rest is "history." :D
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: randay
i dont get it? so this jesus person could run across puddles?

No, you missed the spiritual point. Jesus was this guy that wanted to be more cat like so he did nothing productive, sponged off people who worshiped him, and perfected a catlike holier-than-thou demeanor. For this he was granted a second life. Humans have a very long way to go to achieve the nine lives granted cats.