Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going
to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the
better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes.
They sent emails. They sent out mails with attachments. They
downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They
did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain
poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered
back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost
everything when the power went off!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going
to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the
better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes.
They sent emails. They sent out mails with attachments. They
downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They
did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain
poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered
back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost
everything when the power went off!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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