Jessica Simpson?s mesmerizing brand of dumb...

[DamageInc]

Yeah, she's not very bright, but I kinda feel sorry for her and how many insults she gets about her intelligence.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: DamageInc
Yeah, she's not very bright, but I kinda feel sorry for her and how many insults she gets about her intelligence.

ditto, at least she seems to have a good heart.

 

[tcsenter]

As Jessica pondered the meal she was enjoying in front of the TV, she asked her husband, ?Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?? As it turned out, she was confused by the label that read, as she recalled it, ?Chicken by the Sea.?

Jessica Simpson talks? Hmm, I hadn't noticed. 😛

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: boyRacer

Originally posted by: DWW
...and I'd like to play with her French Poodles, or these poodles or these poodles.... *sigh* you get my idea

Edit: farking referall BS... fixed now

I don't see any dogs in any of those screenshots. 😛

I saw some puppies though... 😀

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: DWW
...and I'd like to play with her French Poodles, or these poodles or these poodles.... *sigh* you get my idea

Edit: farking referall BS... fixed now

She really is a butterface

 

[sandorski]

TV is fake, Reality TV is faker than the fake stuff!

 

[rival]

i saw that show last night, she may be hot, but dumber than a brick, would never date a chick like her

 

[radioouman]

hahaha

 

[trmiv]

That show is a crack up. I resisted watching it at first, because I don't care for either of their music. But my GF was watching it, so I started to, now I can't miss it. It totally cracks me up how dumb she is, and how completely unconnected with how normal people function she is. The tuna thing was hilarious, and the look on Nick's face during that was priceless. He gave her this "how on earth could you possibly be that stupid" look.

 

[Turkish]

I love intelligent women IRL. And I love stupid women as well (in bedroom).

 

[Giscardo]

have you guys ever met a blonde bimbo in person? They're pretty entertaining. It's kinda hot too.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: DamageInc
Yeah, she's not very bright, but I kinda feel sorry for her and how many insults she gets about her intelligence.

ditto, at least she seems to have a good heart.

Ditto.

'could' be faked. When I saw the Anna Nicole Show I was thinking how 'thick' was she? But when I saw the interlude bits or bits where she sat about and talked, she didn't 'seem' that thick. Quite normal in fact, and not the crazy person I saw on the show. Well either way she hooked with a rich oil tycoon right? He was probably happy I guess and she.

Koing

 

[tcsenter]

'could' be faked. When I saw the Anna Nicole Show I was thinking how 'thick' was she? But when I saw the interlude bits or bits where she sat about and talked, she didn't 'seem' that thick. Quite normal in fact, and not the crazy person I saw on the show. Well either way she hooked with a rich oil tycoon right? He was probably happy I guess and she.

It is more likely that the parts where Anna seemed lucid were the faked portions.

The judge who presided over Smith's probate battle described her as 'shockingly illiterate'.