Jessica Simpson made a remake of You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

[Shawn]

wtf!?! it's horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikeMike]

A+ thread, will read again.

 

[Steve]

Does it feature any spinning meat?

 

[EyeMWing]

LINK IT! This sounds utterly hillarious.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: sm8000
Does it feature any spinning meat?

Nope. No meat spin.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
LINK IT! This sounds utterly hillarious.

this is all i could find

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

 

[ballmode]

she has no talent other than an ok voice and looks

wasnt her last hit a remake too...

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: CTrain

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

I'd love to hear how well you sing.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: CTrain

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

I'd love to hear how well you sing.

When you look like her, it doesn't matter. Modern technology can make Kermit the Frog sound like Pavaroti.

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: CTrain

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

I'd love to hear how well you sing.

When you look like her, it doesn't matter. Modern technology can make Kermit the Frog sound like Pavaroti.

i must disagree. paris hilton still sounds like ass! technology can't save her. (minor thread derailment)

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
LINK IT! This sounds utterly hillarious.

this is all i could find

Could be worse

 

[jagec]

95% of remixes/remakes/covers are crap anyway.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: jagec
95% of remixes/remakes/covers are crap anyway.

Disturbed's remake of Land of Confusion pwns!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: jagec
95% of remixes/remakes/covers are crap anyway.

Disturbed's remake of Land of Confusion pwns!

That's in the 5%. And I'm forever indebted to Disturbed for that song, though the original is still better IMO.

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: CTrain

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

I'd love to hear how well you sing.

WTF ?? Are you dumb or what ??
Shes a fvckin singer.
She is famous as a singer
Which mean we as an audience are allow to judge her singing ability.

Now if I go off and say Jessica Alba can't sing, then you can call me an @ss.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: jiwq

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: CTrain

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I haven't heard it but I'll assume that it's her repeating the lyrics in a very "breathy" and sexy fashion like in her remake of "These Boots" in concert to a drum machine and samples of the original song.


In other words... Her management group is out of ideas and in need of a paycheck so they are having her sex up a classic and make another bikini vid.



BOOO! untalented remake artists. (Jessica, Marilyn Manson, Michael Bolton)
HOORAY BEER!

LOL, you are exactly right.
She breathes more than she sings.

Shes what I called manufactured voice.

I'd love to hear how well you sing.

When you look like her, it doesn't matter. Modern technology can make Kermit the Frog sound like Pavaroti.

i must disagree. paris hilton still sounds like ass! technology can't save her. (minor thread derailment)

Agreed... Some people can't be saved. However, Kermit (Jim Henson) had enough talent to survive the fact that he didn't have a D chest.

Kermit the Frog > Paris Hilton

If she had been born in a trailer park, she would be a porn star.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: sm8000
Does it feature any spinning meat?

Nope. No meat spin.

We ridin' spinnas.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: CTrain
WTF ?? Are you dumb or what ??
Shes a fvckin singer.
She is famous as a singer
Which mean we as an audience are allow to judge her singing ability.

Now if I go off and say Jessica Alba can't sing, then you can call me an @ss.

Right. She's a singer. A professional singer. She's forgotten more about what real tallent is than you or most anyone else outside the music industry will ever know.

I confess that I certainly don't. She looks good. She sings well. I don't sit in my parents' basement popping pimples bashing people's professional tallents on the internet that I really haven't a clue about like Jessica Simpson because I have nothing constructive to do with my time like SOME people.

She gets a :thumbsup: from me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink another beer and pass out. :beer:

 

[Motek]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
LINK IT! This sounds utterly hillarious.

this is all i could find

MY EARS!!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
A+ thread, will read again.

:laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

what are you all bitchign about?

That was typical pop stuff...not great, but not awful....

 

[flyfish]

Meh....
just like the rest of the junk...

 

[FeuerFrei]

I'm not familiar with Jessica's rendition, but I have to say the Orgy remake of You Spin Me Round rocks.