Jessica Simpson at Indy 500

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Oh, say can you see, like the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous flight
 

FleshLight

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What's so good about the national anthem anyways? I've heard it so many times I guess I've become desensitized to it's effects.
 

acemcmac

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whats more agrivating are times when school music directors have the guts to have their chourus' sing the "lost second verse" of the national anthem. Ive heard a few different ones but they're all an incredible insult to a prisoner on a british man of war on the Patapsco river a few miles from the mouth to the chesapeake bay.... :|
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I'd say more than 60% of American don't know the lyrics to that song, wanna bet?

well, if you're the one who suppose to sing it in front of thousands of people, I would think one would be smart enough to learn the words. Personally, I don't think she's that smart. She seems like your typical stereotyped blonde.
 

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Originally posted by: prvteye2003
Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I'd say more than 60% of American don't know the lyrics to that song, wanna bet?

well, if you're the one who suppose to sing it in front of thousands of people, I would think one would be smart enough to learn the words. Personally, I don't think she's that smart. She seems like your typical stereotyped blonde.
I've seen worse fcuk ups from unexpect people singing the national anthem before.
 

11thHour

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If she wasn't cute and didn't have her featuresque body, its scary to think where she would be in life right now.
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Originally posted by: prvteye2003
Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I'd say more than 60% of American don't know the lyrics to that song, wanna bet?

well, if you're the one who suppose to sing it in front of thousands of people, I would think one would be smart enough to learn the words. Personally, I don't think she's that smart. She seems like your typical stereotyped blonde.
I've seen worse fcuk ups from unexpect people singing the national anthem before.

And? They're are dumbasses too for not learning the words!
 

Yo Ma Ma

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Originally posted by: FleshLight
What's so good about the national anthem anyways? I've heard it so many times I guess I've become desensitized to it's effects.

I understand it's derived from an old drinking song, so it probably sounds better after you've downed a few.
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: 11thHour
If she wasn't cute and didn't have her featuresque body, its scary to think where she would be in life right now.

And, she's not that cute. Her unintelligence makes her not cute at all.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: 11thHour
If she wasn't cute and didn't have her featuresque body, its scary to think where she would be in life right now.

Not really. She would have been forced to develop something resembling intelligence.

I'm sorry, but she CAN'T SING. Her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" that's being played on Clear Channel radio absolutely SUCKS.
 

Triumph

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Jessica Simpson is either the greatest actress ever, or the dumbest person ever.
 

GagHalfrunt

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It wasn't that bad. She screwed up a couple of words, but on the whole it was a good performance. Unlike Britney at least Jessica can sing and the pacing was good. The one thing about National Anthem performances that drives me nuts is when the singer drags out every note so that the song lasts 10 minutes.
 

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: 11thHour
If she wasn't cute and didn't have her featuresque body, its scary to think where she would be in life right now.

Not really. She would have been forced to develop something resembling intelligence.

I'm sorry, but she CAN'T SING. Her cover of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" that's being played on Clear Channel radio absolutely SUCKS.


I almost puked when I heard that.
 

MikePanic

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her singing the national anthem falls into my "who really cares" catagory

hell i watch her video's and stuff, on MUTE lol

she's eye candy, thats about it