Jessica Alba

Cleaner

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I'm not impressed by her. In stuff magazine there is a pic of her from SinCity and she's crosseyed in the pic. Did they NOT notice that when they picked that pic? She looks retarded.
 

Lovehandles

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Originally posted by: Cleaner
I'm not impressed by her.

Not impressed he says....LOL.

OK hot shot, why don't you post a picture of yourself here and we'll see just how good looking you are!

 

Cleaner

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Originally posted by: Lovehandles
Originally posted by: Cleaner
I'm not impressed by her.

Not impressed he says....LOL.

OK hot shot, why don't you post a picture of yourself here and we'll see just how good looking you are!

First off I'm not a woman, nor am I a no talent actress who gets parts with my body. She says four lines in Sincity that they probably had to have Bruce Willis hold up cue cards so she could read them.

Second I'm not saying you can't like her she just doesn't tickle my fancy.

Here's who I like: Christina Aguilera, Brigitte Bardot, Laetitia Casta, Elisha Cuthbert, Rita Hayworth, Hedy Lamarr, Marilyn Monroe, Evelyn Nesbit, Raquel Welch, Demi Moore, Selma Hayek, and Scarlet Johansen. They tickle my fancy.
 

badboyeee

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i remember when i was still in middle school and fantasizing about her when she was on Flipper :D
 

dugweb

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Originally posted by: KokomoGSTmp
I'm surprised nobody said something like, "The one I made in the hotel room last night"

PARIS!!

welcome to anandtech... you've entered a higher level of humor.
 

Sqube

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I don't find her to be all that great of an actress, but she's definitely hawt.
 

rh71

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no movie of hers was my favorite. She was best utilized in Dark Angel (season 1 at least). That's where my fondness for her grew... [go ahead, say it].