Jessica Alba in Spy Kids 4??? Seriously?

ProfJohn

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Must be getting hard for her to find jobs...

Maybe stretch marks are keeping her from making bikini movies or something.
 

QueBert

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Must be getting hard for her to find jobs...

Maybe stretch marks are keeping her from making bikini movies or something.

she was naked in Machette, that was after her baby. I saw nothing to complain about, and I'm quick to complain about a female.
 

ProfJohn

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^ ok, so her career has totally fallen to hell then?

Or trying to make movies that her kids can watch perhaps?
 

MarkXIX

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she was naked in Machette, that was after her baby. I saw nothing to complain about, and I'm quick to complain about a female.

Not really. That scene was digitally edited if I remember correctly.
 

BD231

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Let’s be honest… she's one of those chicks that winds up in movies you go to see for reasons entirely unrelated to her less she be short a few articles of clothing.

Only Fat Guys love Jessica Alba.
 

shortylickens

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Let’s be honest… she's one of those chicks that winds up in movies you go to see for reasons entirely unrelated to her less she be short a few articles of clothing.

Only Fat Guys love Jessica Alba.

Quoted the stupidity so you cant change it later.
 

ProfJohn

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yea look at ops avatar, she hasn't been in anything either.
I have never seen ANYTHING that my avatar has been in, except one or two episodes of her tv show.

I only know her from her photos which are amazingly cute. Not nearly as sexy as Alba, but certainly cute as hell :)
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ahenkel

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Really she's a stellar actress and it's shame she has to debase herself by appearing in Spy Kids 4. Oh wait she did a movie with Dane Cook
 

ahenkel

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I have never seen ANYTHING that my avatar has been in, except one or two episodes of her tv show.

I only know her from her photos which are amazingly cute. Not nearly as sexy as Alba, but certainly cute as hell :)
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She's in Sin City btw
 

0roo0roo

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I have never seen ANYTHING that my avatar has been in, except one or two episodes of her tv show.

I only know her from her photos which are amazingly cute. Not nearly as sexy as Alba, but certainly cute as hell :)
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yea thats a decent photo, but in most others she's gotten less cute with age.

her looks had potential when she was in that tv show but it didn't quite pan out
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QueBert

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Just saw 48 Hours on TV the other day. Daddy Daycare is truly cringe-worthy in comparison.

That's one movie though, I don't care what anyone says Norbit was fucking hilarious. And while not a comedy he should have won an Oscar for his role in Dreamgirls. He still has it, and no new movies are as good as ones from the 48 Hours period.