Jerry Springer: Woman claims to have sex with alien.

[JLGatsby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXDd-IxhD7I

You'll be horrified. This woman must be on drugs. Hilarious.

 

[kmrivers]

I thought you left the forum Gatsby? Maybe I have been gone for too long.

Anyhow, wow that woman.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I thought you left the forum Gatsby? Maybe I have been gone for too long.

Anyhow, wow that woman.

He left, but sadly he didn't stay gone.

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

You'll be horrified.

QFT :Q

 

[Shawn]

BAN!!!

 

[Xylitol]

She was nastier than the alien I bet

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

But... her husband? heh

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

But... her husband? heh

What's more likely?

A) She had wild sex with an alien
B) Somebody married her

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

But... her husband? heh

What's more likely?

A) She had wild sex with an alien
B) Somebody married her

Maybe she was hot stuff 24 years ago? (or however long it was, I'm not watching it again)

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

Here is one of JLGatsby's "Observations of Life."

Now matter how ugly, filthy, smelly, stupid you are, there is someone of the opposite sex just as pathetic as you who would love to get in your pants.

Oh, and I'm just waiting for people to reply "well there's hope for you yet JLGatsby!" Yawn, I saw it coming a mile away. I'm gorgeous, everyone tells me so.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Damn I wish youtube wasnt blocked here at work.

 

[Canai]

ahhh I laughed a bit at her.

 

[Vegitto]

I wept inside because people this stupid are allowed to exist.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

Here is one of JLGatsby's "Observations of Life."

Now matter how ugly, filthy, smelly, stupid you are, there is someone of the opposite sex just as pathetic as you who would love to get in your pants.

Oh, and I'm just waiting for people to reply "well there's hope for you yet JLGatsby!" Yawn, I saw it coming a mile away. I'm gorgeous, everyone tells me so.

I didn't think a /sarcasm tag was necessary. I was wrong.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

Does she drive a Lincoln?

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Her story is more plausible than just saying "Yeah, I've had sex." Cause obviously no human male would touch that.

Here is one of JLGatsby's "Observations of Life."

Now matter how ugly, filthy, smelly, stupid you are, there is someone of the opposite sex just as pathetic as you who would love to get in your pants.

Oh, and I'm just waiting for people to reply "well there's hope for you yet JLGatsby!" Yawn, I saw it coming a mile away. I'm gorgeous, everyone tells me so.

Well there's hope for you yet JLGatsby!

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I wept inside because people this stupid are allowed to exist.

Amen.

 

[Troll4Hire]

She has one of those Alien Butt Probes! For the WIN!

 

[ForumMaster]

that alien must have been really really drunk...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Next update on Jerry Springer: The insides of her uterus

 

[bsobel]

Now matter how ugly, filthy, smelly, stupid you are, there is someone of the opposite sex just as pathetic as you who would love to get in your pants.

And the corillary, for every gorgeous, beutiful, amazing woman there is someone sick and tired of banging it Humans are weird.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Next update on Jerry Springer: The insides of her uterus

LMAO Some funny replies so far in this thread.

 

[Literati]

That was hot!

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: kmrivers
I thought you left the forum Gatsby? Maybe I have been gone for too long.

Anyhow, wow that woman.

He left, but sadly he didn't stay gone.

Maybe he will actually add something useful to the forums.

I doubt it though