I was watching Jerry Springer today (I was horribly bored and needed some low-brow humor) and I saw a pair of twins fighting because one of them had slept with the other's boyfriend. I thought that this was just great. I was laughing away and then they started fighting. Being Jerry Springer, they were both dressed the same so I couldn't tell which was which. So they fought a little bit and struggled against the stage security. I noticed something about stage security, they always go for the women's tits when they go to push the women away from each other; and all the while smiling! Anyway, the guy these two were fighting over finally comes out and it's revealed that his girlfriend was a lesbian before she met him. Also, he wanted the one who he cheated on back. He got down on his hands and knees and then the audience started chanting 'Kiss her feet, kiss her feet, kiss her feet!' After he proceeded to kiss her feet the audience then demanded that he bark like a dog... which he did. The hilarity of this whole situation was just too great for me and at that point I turned off the television. 
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