Jennifer Love Hewitt is like a fine wine.

[Robert Munch]

I already had sex with her.

 

[Genx87]

I always thought Jennifer Love Hewitt a cutie. If you want to see some fine wine go look up josie davis. Holy shite!

 

[Awkward]

*taps sarcasm meter*

I'm not sure if you're serious or not.

I'm very serious. Fat rolls hanging out are not attractive.

"real woman" is code for tubby. It is also code for I have given up trying to get a woman who looks great in a bikini.

essentially that ^

 

[William Gaatjes]

I already had sex with her.

Admit it, you used the "love" glove :

 

[William Gaatjes]

I always thought Jennifer Love Hewitt a cutie. If you want to see some fine wine go look up josie davis. Holy shite!

Josie Davis. Not bad. But i have a preference for pear shaped woman. When i see a beautiful sportive tall thin woman and then the same build but with wider hips and big thighs, i can feel different parts of my dna starting to be expressed. Mitochondria functioning in turbo mode. It is a sensation.

 

[William Gaatjes]

And yes, i had my chances and sometimes it did not work.
To bystanders, i must have looked like Pluto :

 

[William Gaatjes]

Sometimes i had competition and i had to show off my fighting skills in order to impress the competition :

 

[soulcougher73]

Loves me some Love. She is a classic beauty.

 

[Doppel]

I didn't know wine put on weight as it aged. Would still hit, obviously, and she is still hotness.

 

[Jeffg010]

Jennifer love Hewitt is in the new maxim search "jennifer love hewitt maxim 2012"

 

[chimaxi83]

Wow, gotta love her sexy curves still showing through loose fitting clothes, that is the hotness.

 

[Awkward]

age aside, she looks much better here:

 

[insect9]

age aside, she looks much better here:

Nice.

 

[William Gaatjes]

age aside, she looks much better here:

Picature snipped...

She looks so incredibly young there.
I feel more comfortable with her being older...

 

[Kadarin]

She does have a great smile, especially when it's spontaneous and not part of a red carpet pose. Yep, she's hot.

 

[gevorg]

there should be a auto-script that de-embeds images in quoted text with a link to show image

I've just looked at a same ass, five times!

 

[Perknose]

Props to the OP for the many ways he has sweetly and eloquently explained his love boner for JLH! :thumbsup:

Thanks to the OP, this thread is a paean to whatever it is that makes our man blood rush below and engorge our love muscle.

 

[WT]

Jennifer Love Hewitt ?? No, Jennifer Love ME !!

 

[clamum]

Christ, to me she looks the same as she did, age-wise, in that "Can't Hardly Wait" movie in the late 90s. So fuckin hot.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Jennifer love Hewitt is in the new maxim search "jennifer love hewitt maxim 2012"

A very daring expression :

"There are not enough tissues on this planet to capture my happiness..."

 

[ViviTheMage]

agreeeeeeeeeed

 

[NetWareHead]

Damn those are some thick ass legs. She is smokin hot.

This.

Thanks OP for this thread. Lol at the "too fat" comments.

 

[DesiPower]

Damn, need NSFE on the title now...

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[William Gaatjes]

Props to the OP for the many ways he has sweetly and eloquently explained his love boner for JLH! :thumbsup:

Thanks to the OP, this thread is a paean to whatever it is that makes our man blood rush below and engorge our love muscle.

Cannot always use that multi perspective feature for being serious. If i would do so, i would turn into an old prune. I am already occasionally accused for acting like a very old man. Ever been called Tutanchamun ?
I have been...

 

[William Gaatjes]

Might as well add a famous movie qoute :

"This makes me very happy in pants..."