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"Jenna Jameson's American Sex Star"

UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Just caught the first episode. Sadly, it's not as enjoyable as one would think! 🙁

The fact is Jenna, Ron, Christy and the other guy do NOT know how to do live camera work. Neither do the girls for that matter. It just really goes to show how scripted the porn industry really is. The dialogue is horrible (bad jokes, judges' banter is annoying, the girls don't know how to answer questions, and Jenna doesn't ask good questions.) I really think the show would be better if it were just taped.

But that's not even the worst part of the show! The nail in the coffin is that all the contestants are already porn stars...some are pretty famous too! What's the point of that? I guess they're all competing to be a "contract girl" which is the only way to make steady income in the biz. But the show would be so much better if it were just average girls next door competing for the prize. Oh well...better luck next season.
 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Just caught the first episode. Sadly, it's not as enjoyable as one would think! 🙁

The fact is Jenna, Ron, Christy and the other guy do NOT know how to do live camera work. Neither do the girls for that matter. It just really goes to show how scripted the porn industry really is. The dialogue is horrible (bad jokes, judges' banter is annoying, the girls don't know how to answer questions, and Jenna doesn't ask good questions.) I really think the show would be better if it were just taped.

But that's not even the worst part of the show! The nail in the coffin is that all the contestants are already porn stars...some are pretty famous too! What's the point of that? I guess they're all competing to be a "contract girl" which is the only way to make steady income in the biz. But the show would be so much better if it were just average girls next door competing for the prize. Oh well...better luck next season.
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what were you expecting? oscar performances.... dude, they are porn actors

jC
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is actually a tv show?
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Yes. If you're good at crossword puzzles, you can think of a 7-letter word for "fast moving water" and figure out how to check it out for yourself.

 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is actually a tv show?
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Yes. If you're good at crossword puzzles, you can think of a 7-letter word for "fast moving water" and figure out how to check it out for yourself.
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Deluge? No wait, that's six. I give up. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Chunkee
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Just caught the first episode. Sadly, it's not as enjoyable as one would think! 🙁

The fact is Jenna, Ron, Christy and the other guy do NOT know how to do live camera work. Neither do the girls for that matter. It just really goes to show how scripted the porn industry really is. The dialogue is horrible (bad jokes, judges' banter is annoying, the girls don't know how to answer questions, and Jenna doesn't ask good questions.) I really think the show would be better if it were just taped.

But that's not even the worst part of the show! The nail in the coffin is that all the contestants are already porn stars...some are pretty famous too! What's the point of that? I guess they're all competing to be a "contract girl" which is the only way to make steady income in the biz. But the show would be so much better if it were just average girls next door competing for the prize. Oh well...better luck next season.
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what were you expecting? oscar performances.... dude, they are porn actors

jC
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What did I expect? Girls like Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood gettin' down and dirty in a series of sexy challenges to see just how far they'd go to land a contract. Will Contestant A go down on Ron to make it to the next round? Will Contestant B do an*l? Can Contestant C go down on another girl and pretend she enjoys it?? Now THAT would be great television!

 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: BigB10293
What station is this on?
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Hint 1: You have to pay for it in 12-hour blocks.

Hint 2: Think 'rabbits'
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how the fvck is playboy another word for fast moving water??? or was that in reference to something else?
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: BigB10293
What station is this on?
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Hint 1: You have to pay for it in 12-hour blocks.

Hint 2: Think 'rabbits'
Click to expand...

how the fvck is playboy another word for fast moving water??? or was that in reference to something else?
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Heh, that's what I was wondering.
 
Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is actually a tv show?
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Yes. If you're good at crossword puzzles, you can think of a 7-letter word for "fast moving water" and figure out how to check it out for yourself.
Click to expand...

Deluge? No wait, that's six. I give up. 🙁
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Torrent 😛
 
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
The fact is Jenna, Ron, Christy and the other guy do NOT know how to do live camera work.
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NOBODY in the porn industry knows how to do effective camera work, live or taped.
 
Originally posted by: purbeast0
who are the porn stars that are on there competing?
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Tiffany Taylor won the first episode, can't remember who the other girls were. I think they have new girls every week, rather than weeding down from a large pool to a single girl like "Idol" would.

 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: BigB10293
What station is this on?
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Hint 1: You have to pay for it in 12-hour blocks.

Hint 2: Think 'rabbits'
Click to expand...

how the fvck is playboy another word for fast moving water??? or was that in reference to something else?
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Heh, that's what I was wondering.
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lol you all are morons. Surrender geek card now.
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is actually a tv show?
Click to expand...
Yes. If you're good at crossword puzzles, you can think of a 7-letter word for "fast moving water" and figure out how to check it out for yourself.
Click to expand...

Deluge? No wait, that's six. I give up. 🙁
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Torrent 😛
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Do you smell what the Lock is cooking?

 
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