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Jehova's Witnesses at my door...

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I thought they're only doing this on Sunday morning at 7AM? Must be the tough economy.

The dude was telling me they've diversified their investment, and now offers the Bible in my native language. I usually waste about an hour or two of their time before sending them on their way, but I have a very nice premium cod sammich from Wendy's waiting for me. Mmm, cod sammich, nom nom nom...
 
ask them how they feel about pants. Personally I feel they are unnecessary. Jesus didn't wear pants, Adam didn't wear pants. Why should I wear pants when it is obviously against God's word?
 
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
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Be sure to have your cock stuck in a fleshlight for added effect.
 
Originally posted by: Champ
ask them how they feel about pants. Personally I feel they are unnecessary. Jesus didn't wear pants, Adam didn't wear pants. Why should I wear pants when it is obviously against God's word?
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To dramatically underscore your point, answer the door pantsless. Then tell them you need a hands-on healing of your Boner for Beelzebub!
 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Originally posted by: her209
Two of them just came to the door as well. What the fuck!?
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It must be the beginning of a coordinated offensive against ATOT members :Q
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Use the same defense plan that we have in place for the zombie invasion. They don't move much faster than zombies and are easily taken out with flame throwers, so the same tactics will work.
 
Originally posted by: krylon
Originally posted by: Ns1
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
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Be sure to have your cock stuck in a fleshlight for added effect.
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hahahaahah!!
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
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My dad so did this once...He was tired of them always coming by so one day he answered the door naked. He said, "Come on in." They turned and walked away and never came back!
 
Grab a black bed spread, drape it over yourself like a cloak and hood, answer the door and ask if they can come back later cuz you're busy killing goats and talking with Abraham Lincoln.
 
Originally posted by: krylon
Originally posted by: Ns1
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
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Be sure to have your cock stuck in a fleshlight for added effect.
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ROFL.

"hey, i have that model too!"

"okayyyy..." *door close*
 
Originally posted by: krylon
Originally posted by: Ns1
Next time I see one I am going to open the door with my pants off and see how long I can keep them talking.
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Be sure to have your cock stuck in a fleshlight for added effect.
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Or the other option, the homemade fleshlight...aka, the Can of Pringles.
 
Man what a bunch of jerks here (no surprise there)...

They aren't supposed to come back if you request them not to. Don't have to be pricks about it.
 
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Man what a bunch of jerks here (no surprise there)...

They aren't supposed to come back if you request them not to. Don't have to be pricks about it.
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Yeah, cause religious zealots always do what they're supposed to do. :roll:
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Man what a bunch of jerks here (no surprise there)...

They aren't supposed to come back if you request them not to. Don't have to be pricks about it.
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Yeah, cause religious zealots always do what they're supposed to do. :roll:
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?

So because they don't, you have to be a prick? Way to set the example yourself...

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Regardless of how you tell them not to come back, it is probably just as likely whether or not they will actually come back.
 
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Man what a bunch of jerks here (no surprise there)...

They aren't supposed to come back if you request them not to. Don't have to be pricks about it.
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Yeah, cause religious zealots always do what they're supposed to do. :roll:
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?

So because they don't, you have to be a prick? Way to set the example yourself...

EDIT:

Regardless of how you tell them not to come back, it is probably just as likely whether or not they will actually come back.
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It's much more fun to screw with them. And being that they are on my property uninvited they are trespassing. This gives me the right to do as I please with them!
 
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Man what a bunch of jerks here (no surprise there)...

They aren't supposed to come back if you request them not to. Don't have to be pricks about it.
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Yeah, cause religious zealots always do what they're supposed to do. :roll:
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?

So because they don't, you have to be a prick? Way to set the example yourself...

EDIT:

Regardless of how you tell them not to come back, it is probably just as likely whether or not they will actually come back.
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if they don't take the polite "no i'm not interested" the first time, it's their gamble on visiting again.
 
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