2 Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door offering me "salvation". When I politely explained to them that I am an Independent Believer, and that I have my own beliefs, he tried to push the "Watch Tower" on me. That is when my dogs came barreling down the stairs, barking up a storm. They decided that it was time to leave real quick like. Fine by me, I have crown molding, 1/4 round, and other trim work to put in.

Cliffs
Dogs unknowingly chased off pests.
Cliffs
Dogs unknowingly chased off pests.