Jeff K back online

Yzzim

Lifer
Feb 13, 2000
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Looks like Jeff K got let out of jail, LOL. I'll let him explain it for himself:



<< 02-06.2101 - I gots back from being in bigs tourbal with teh govarnmint and they saids I was in troubal becuase I was writeing many pro-haX0ring updaets and news postes too help RIP TEH SYSTAM!!! so they made me go up too Washington and said if I dont go too jail I dont go too jail if I change my page and (my hoempage) and write about HELPING PEOPAL not HAX0RING!!!

So I cant write about HAX)RING anymore!!! now I haev to do &quot;commulity service&quot; and write too helps peopal liek fagot AOL usars and peopal who think they use Lunix on washing macheienes!!!!1 but I dont want too go to jail so I Will! so I will write an artical toonight to help peopal be less stuped and protect themselfes from haX0ers!

okey thx bye/
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[edit]Oh yeah, dumbass me, here's a link: http://somethingawful.efront.com/jeffk/ [/edit]
 

nd

Golden Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Rejoice! I guess the FREE JEFF K. campaign worked. Our voices were heard..
 

helpme

Diamond Member
Feb 6, 2000
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Too many people talk like him... especially cstrike players:

&quot;hE cheating!&quot;
&quot;StoP teh HaX!!&quot;
 

geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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Did anyone see the Penny Arcade ripoffs he made? They're $#%%$# great hahahah
 

Pretender

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Mar 14, 2000
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LOL this shiznit is hilarious. I still cant believe the mods once removed the link from one of my threads because they thought it was a virus....
 

glen

Lifer
Apr 28, 2000
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<< Who is Jeff K?? >>



Good thign fOR you that my l33t hax0rs daysare over other wise you surely would be knowing who I am! One minuets you are CHAtting to FAGGOTs [cliffry B.) on AIM, next minuets, It is I, JeffK, cantroling your machines. But, ican tell you would call the FBI and say, &quot;hi I ams a afraid JeffK is haxorsing my AOL account. Please stops him because I needs to play EQ , Giant beetle feels my rath!HAhha hAH... Where is teh McFEEs dicsor that came with yOUR gateway now?

HELO FAGORTS Cliks HEARS TOO MY NEW AND EMPROVED HOEMAPEG OF PEACEFULS NON_HAXORS!!!

OPPS! I means HEARS

BETTARS than PENNY arcasde!!!