Jeff Goldblum engaged to gymnast 30yrs younger (PIC)

[slayer202]

older than he normally goes for
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...iend-Lost-star-Alex-whos-35-years-junior.html

she was a lot hotter too

 

[Hugo Drax]

Can you blame him?

yeah but why get married? Now he just put 50% of his assets at risk.

He should have just dated and not get married.

 

[JEDIYoda]

I see no issues...He is Jewish and young skinny acrobat women are well drawn to us because of our animal magnetism!!

 

[alkemyst]

yeah but why get married? Now he just put 50% of his assets at risk.

He should have just dated and not get married.

Not everyone cares about the financial jeopardy vs the emotional profit.

Marriage is not for everyone.

Well Done, Mr. Goldblum!

 

[BUTCH1]

yeah but why get married? Now he just put 50% of his assets at risk.

He should have just dated and not get married.

It's called a "pre-nup" and I'd bet she signs it before he marries her, he's be crazy to otherwise. As ZZ top once sang it in the song "Sharp dressed man", "I don't need it 'cause my wallet's fat", truer words have never been written, I highly doubt this girl would marry a 61yr old if he was of average income..

 

[Hugo Drax]

Not everyone cares about the financial jeopardy vs the emotional profit.

Marriage is not for everyone.

Well Done, Mr. Goldblum!

What emotional profit. Its all the same, no need to get the state involved. They can be together without getting married. Getting married does not change the equation.

High net worth individuals are especially vulnerable to goldiggers and scam artists wanting to get hitched in order to divorce in the future and capture 50% of assets.

 

[Imp]

60 year old actor with beaucoup money and been around the world a hundred times with tons of stories... Why not?

 

[Blackjack200]

Life will find a way.

Thread winner.

Damn, he looks good for 61.

And she looks pretty lousy for 30. If I saw them on the street and didn't recognize them, I would never guess there was 30 years between them.

 

[Hugo Drax]

It's called a "pre-nup" and I'd bet she signs it before he marries her, he's be crazy to otherwise. As ZZ top once sang it in the song "Sharp dressed man", "I don't need it 'cause my wallet's fat", truer words have never been written, I highly doubt this girl would marry a 61yr old if he was of average income..

pre nup means shit. they always figure out a way around it. The best option for him at his advanced age of 61 is not to marry a 30 year old. Just date and have fun but dont sign on the dotted line.

 

[alkemyst]

What emotional profit. Its all the same, no need to get the state involved. They can be together without getting married. Getting married does not change the equation.

High net worth individuals are especially vulnerable to goldiggers and scam artists wanting to get hitched in order to divorce in the future and capture 50% of assets.

You obviously believe it's all the same. For many it's not. It's hard to get a religious marriage without a 'state' marriage license.

It that was not mandatory I am sure many would skip the civil portion of the process.

 

[alkemyst]

pre nup means shit. they always figure out a way around it. The best option for him at his advanced age of 61 is not to marry a 30 year old. Just date and have fun but dont sign on the dotted line.

This is what the poor or those that hired an attorney for $100 or those that had a pre-nup that was illegal to begin with drafted.

A proper pre-nup is pretty ironclad.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

i saw pics of that chick on another site a few days ago. like most gymnasts, shes not even hawt. he coulda found a hotter chick at the local high school. she isnt young either, what he gonna do ten or fifteen years from now

ive never seen this tv show, but this geezer looks like hes doin it right:

http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/thomas-ravenel-kathryn-c-dennis-and-i-had-a-baby

 

[artvscommerce]

I love the Portlandia sketches that he's in.

 

[jwhorfin]

Dr Sidney Zwibel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWHK_EKhOnA

 

[alkemyst]

i saw pics of that chick on another site a few days ago. like most gymnasts, shes not even hawt. he coulda found a hotter chick at the local high school. she isnt young either, what he gonna do ten or fifteen years from now

ive never seen this tv show, but this geezer looks like hes doin it right:

http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/thomas-ravenel-kathryn-c-dennis-and-i-had-a-baby

Depends what your version of hot is. I have not had much luck dating women under 23 years old even when I was in my teens. They may be great lays, but they have no depth nor great intelligence/common sense yet.

Most guys that have already sowed their oats realize that age is going to happen and are looking for a partner for their end game.

If you haven't gotten done playing the field, first marriage doesn't make sense...secondly, one should probably not settle down to begin with.

 

[SP33Demon]

i saw pics of that chick on another site a few days ago. like most gymnasts, shes not even hawt. he coulda found a hotter chick at the local high school. she isnt young either, what he gonna do ten or fifteen years from now

ive never seen this tv show, but this geezer looks like hes doin it right:

http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/thomas-ravenel-kathryn-c-dennis-and-i-had-a-baby

That guy did it right. Well done.

 

[PottedMeat]

It is Jeff Goldblum, the guy has level 9000 in Awesome. He deserves it.

hackin' alien computers with macs, turning into a human fly hybrid, he's a multi talented guy

Jeff Goldblum & Biz Markie - Just a Friend

 

[BUTCH1]

This is what the poor or those that hired an attorney for $100 or those that had a pre-nup that was illegal to begin with drafted.

A proper pre-nup is pretty ironclad.

Yup, those folks worth hundreds of millions are not about to cough up 50% 2-3 years down the road when things don't work out, if they were not considered valid contracts no one would bother having them drafted up to begin with.

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[CZroe]

His fictional teenage daughter in Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World was a gymnast who would be about 30yo now.

Edit: Nailed it.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Caption the OP's photo...

"Should I call an ambulance?"

"No. It hurts a little less now. My left arm is a little numb, but I just need to sit down for a bit."

 

[BD231]

I gotta get me a movie check

 

[zinfamous]

It's good to be Jeff.

 

[brianmanahan]

It's good to be Jeff.

 

[clamum]

Hahaha, hearing that reminds me of my friend Heather. I had to check the pic to make sure it wasn't her. Now that I think of it, she's 32 (and has a boyfriend), but she'd for sure marry the dude. She loves old guys... had (has?) a massive crush on Vince McMahon for christ's sake, lol.