Jeff Bezos to launch giant penis into space tomorrow

[Zorba]

It always amazes me how one billionaire can get nothing but praise for sending rockets into space but another billionaire gets total shit and ridicule for it.

Like one billionaire is better than the other or some shit like that lol give me a fucking break......they're all the same and so is their end goal regardless of the message they push to the public.

Personally I think it's pretty badass that Blue Origin sent a rocket into LEO and I can't wait to see what they do next.

He didn't send it to LEO, he just went straight up and down.

Musk is delivering payloads to orbit and beyond. There is a massive difference in the technology. Blue Origin has done nothing to move space exploration further forward.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I keep thinking of Slim Pickens and his thrill show ride:

 

[Ajay]

I keep thinking of Slim Pickens and his thrill show ride:

That was a freaking awesome film!

 

[HomerJS]

He didn't send it to LEO, he just went straight up and down.

Musk is delivering payloads to orbit and beyond. There is a massive difference in the technology. Blue Origin has done nothing to move space exploration further forward.

BO most certainly has. Think of the possibility of anti-gravity sex.

 

[Ajay]

BO most certainly has. Think of the possibility of anti-gravity sex.

Three minutes (IIRC) of zero-g is a pretty tight schedule for intercourse. Foreplay is totally out.

 

[dank69]

Three minutes (IIRC) of zero-g is a pretty tight schedule for intercourse. Foreplay is totally out.

Stick a dildo on the seat and the vibrations from launch should get it done. They can even use a dildo shaped like a miniature version of the rocket.

 

[Ajay]

Stick a dildo on the seat and the vibrations from launch should get it done. They can even use a dildo shaped like a miniature version of the rocket.

As a heterosexual male, that's a solid no.

 

[dank69]

As a heterosexual male, that's a solid no.

I didn't say both seats.