"...Jefe?" ... "jes, El Juapo?"

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Nik

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"...jes, El Juapo!"

"...Jefe?"
"jes, El Juapo?"

"...do you know... what a plethora is?"

"... ... ... no.... El Juapo!"

:laugh:

Dear god why doesn't Hollywood make movies like these anymore :beer:

What are some of your fav 60's-80's movies?
 

jme5343

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Great movie. I use the "plethora of pinatas" quote whenever I get the chance :)
 

Nik

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"...and weeeee..."
"...pruned?"
"PRUUUNNEEED!!!!! ...the..."
"...eh, hedges?"
"THE HEDGES!!"
"uh..."
"--WHO DE HELL ARE JOU!"

:laugh:
 

rockyct

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"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo! "
 

Queasy

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El Guapo: Oh-ho, you...
Dusty Bottoms: Jose!
[the bandidos cheer]
El Guapo: Together, we...
Dusty Bottoms: Burned the village!
El Guapo: Burned the village!
[the bandidos cheer]
El Guapo: And, uh...
Dusty Bottoms: [trilling the "r"] ... rrrrrrrrraped de horses!
[the bandidos cheer]
El Guapo: And we...
Dusty Bottoms: Rode off on de wimmin!
El Guapo: Rode off on de wimmin!

I was 11 when my brother and sister took me to see this at the theater. I couldn't stop laughing after Dusty shot the Invisible Swordsmen. My brother and sister were about ready to kick me out of the theater. :)
 

nakedfrog

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"I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be able to use your dick for a pencil!"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know!"
 
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