JEAHHHH

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Sounds like you've already made a mess of your pants...that's just prematurely premature. Good luck, Studly.
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.
 

Vich

Platinum Member
Apr 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.

Seems as if you think men are nothing but sexual vessels of abundance. Shame on you.
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: Vich
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.

Seems as if you think men are nothing but sexual vessels of abundance. Shame on you.

I just know myself THAT well.:D

<--gotten to know his soft and tender side too....



...then I threw her off the grill before she got too UN-RAW.
 

imported_michaelpatrick33

Platinum Member
Jun 19, 2004
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A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
43,804
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is this some weird new japanese video game you are playing or do you work at a massage parlor or what?
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
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Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony

I just grew a vagina after reading that..

*goes off to skip-to-my-Lou in the fields of beautiful, majestic, South Dakota....*
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
24,442
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Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll

Even one with an adjustable temperature control? SHENS!
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
3
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Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony

No, no, no. You have it all wrong. Let me fix it for you:

*ahem:

A girl is like frozen cinammon rolls
They must be warmed up before they open
You rub and knead them, warm them up
Then the clothes on the floor, you'll be scopin'

Because sometimes they play hard to get
Make you beg, massage them and sweat
But they payoff is the fuzzy bunny
Rub her well, and you won't have to pay her money

 

bubbadu

Diamond Member
Aug 30, 2001
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HAHA

I was in the same situation a couple of days ago, i was like YEAH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT i AM DOING. Didnt matter, ended up attempting it anyway. Yadda Yadda yadda, it worked out in the end :) :p
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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as a CMT i am not allowed to rub the pubis of my clients. so i wish you luck and enjoy it.
 

Kipper

Diamond Member
Feb 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: pontifex
is this some weird new japanese video game you are playing or do you work at a massage parlor or what?

HAHA. That made me laugh.
 

thecoolnessrune

Diamond Member
Jun 8, 2005
9,673
583
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He He, off that massage site's buttocks massage section:

The back of the legs and buttocks have more flesh than other areas of the body. Your partner will love a little increased penetration. You will both agree that deeply massaging the tissue in this area is appropriate.
:laugh:
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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You've got it all backwards... you don't pay prostitutes to give them massages.
 

1sikbITCH

Diamond Member
Jan 3, 2001
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Hot girl: Hey babe, why don't you rub my back?

vshah: OMG hold up I gotta post about this on ATOT!
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: datalink7
Girl: Hey, come give me a massage

vshah: One sec, let me post about it online first...
OMG I thought the same thing.
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
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Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
He He, off that massage site's buttocks massage section:

The back of the legs and buttocks have more flesh than other areas of the body. Your partner will love a little increased penetration. You will both agree that deeply massaging the tissue in this area is appropriate.
:laugh:

:laugh: