JEAHHHH

[vshah]

yeah and she is hot

 

[MichaelD]

Sounds like you've already made a mess of your pants...that's just prematurely premature. Good luck, Studly.

 

[Goosemaster]

no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.

 

[MichaelD]

^^I like that!! Very directive!

/whip cracking sound

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.

Seems as if you think men are nothing but sexual vessels of abundance. Shame on you.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Vich

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
no pic. no glory. no procrastinated excuses. no more posting.

you.
go.
now.
and.
fvking.
fvk.
the .
sh!t.
out of her.
and.
then.
come.
back.
so.
we.
can.
make.
fun.
of.
you.
for.
lying.
yet.
again.

Seems as if you think men are nothing but sexual vessels of abundance. Shame on you.

I just know myself THAT well.

<--gotten to know his soft and tender side too....



...then I threw her off the grill before she got too UN-RAW.

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony

 

[pontifex]

is this some weird new japanese video game you are playing or do you work at a massage parlor or what?

 

[Mrvile]

Haha, you take the time to post it on your favorite tech forum!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony

I just grew a vagina after reading that..

*goes off to skip-to-my-Lou in the fields of beautiful, majestic, South Dakota....*

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll

Even one with an adjustable temperature control? SHENS!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: michaelpatrick33
A girl is not a rosy palm
For a gentle massage is not sexual
It is the union of Loving minds and hearts
A massage is healing
Every woman is hot in her own way
For 98.6 degrees is better than the fresh blow up doll
Ride the wave for me brother and let not your little man order your big man into unacceptable behavior

Peace and love and harmony

No, no, no. You have it all wrong. Let me fix it for you:

*ahem:

A girl is like frozen cinammon rolls
They must be warmed up before they open
You rub and knead them, warm them up
Then the clothes on the floor, you'll be scopin'

Because sometimes they play hard to get
Make you beg, massage them and sweat
But they payoff is the fuzzy bunny
Rub her well, and you won't have to pay her money

 

[bubbadu]

HAHA

I was in the same situation a couple of days ago, i was like YEAH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT i AM DOING. Didnt matter, ended up attempting it anyway. Yadda Yadda yadda, it worked out in the end

 

[trmiv]

I hope your mom enjoys it.

 

[OutHouse]

as a CMT i am not allowed to rub the pubis of my clients. so i wish you luck and enjoy it.

 

[Howard]

www.massagefree.com

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: pontifex
is this some weird new japanese video game you are playing or do you work at a massage parlor or what?

HAHA. That made me laugh.

 

[datalink7]

Girl: Hey, come give me a massage

vshah: One sec, let me post about it online first...

 

[thecoolnessrune]

He He, off that massage site's buttocks massage section:

The back of the legs and buttocks have more flesh than other areas of the body. Your partner will love a little increased penetration. You will both agree that deeply massaging the tissue in this area is appropriate.

:laugh:

 

[dquan97]

pic?

 

[her209]

You've got it all backwards... you don't pay prostitutes to give them massages.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Hot girl: Hey babe, why don't you rub my back?

vshah: OMG hold up I gotta post about this on ATOT!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Girl: Hey, come give me a massage

vshah: One sec, let me post about it online first...

OMG I thought the same thing.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
He He, off that massage site's buttocks massage section:

The back of the legs and buttocks have more flesh than other areas of the body. Your partner will love a little increased penetration. You will both agree that deeply massaging the tissue in this area is appropriate.

:laugh:

:laugh: