JC Penney Teen Sex Ad

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Hey kids! JC Penny wants you to know, ?Today?s the day to get away with it.? The ad shows two horny teenagers practicing putting their clothes back on in under 18 seconds so they can go down into the basement and fool around without the fear of getting caught by mom. What remains unclear is what this has to do with JC Penny ? they make easily put-on clothing?

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LOL, this brings back memories of watching a guy, dressed only in boxers, running from my neighbor Jenny's house with Jenny's mom running after him. Too bad I didn't have a cellphone with a camera back in the day.
 

herm0016

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Feb 26, 2005
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oh my goodness... ban the ad!

we do not need to give kids more ideas. they have enough already.
 

sixone

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May 3, 2004
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Remember their ad where mom pulls down daughter's low-riders? I guess they didn't learn.
 
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that commercial could easily morph into a VISA ad...
JCPENNEY watch: $45
JCPENNEY wardrobe: $85
JCPENNEY undies: $35
JCPENNEY nanny camera: PRICELESS
 

Fenixgoon

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Originally posted by: herm0016
oh my goodness... ban the ad!

we do not need to give kids more ideas. they have enough already.

404 sarcasm not found. i think my meter is defective.


at any rate, i don't think JC Penny should be promoting teen sex.

when i was in HS all of 4 years ago, the daycares at all public HS'es in the tri-county area were filled to max capacity, and new facilities were being built). that's just plain sad.
 

Scouzer

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WTF? High Schools have DAY CARES? SERIOUSLY? What the hell is the under 18 child birth rate in the US?!?!?!
 

GTaudiophile

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
Originally posted by: herm0016
oh my goodness... ban the ad!

we do not need to give kids more ideas. they have enough already.

404 sarcasm not found. i think my meter is defective.


at any rate, i don't think JC Penny should be promoting teen sex.

when i was in HS all of 4 years ago, the daycares at all public HS'es in the tri-county area were filled to max capacity, and new facilities were being built). that's just plain sad.

That scares the shit out of me.

That this country enables such shit. Then the tax payers take it in the ass. Mean while, these child parents and their children will never amount to much...no Cancer cure from that crowd...nada