****XZeroII's Possible Reasons Why I Might Care****
1.) I just broke up with my girlfriend and am incredibly sad and depressed. I will read anything
2.) I just got a lobotomy and, oddly enough, everything is interesting
3.) I just finished watching an incredibly boring movie and anything/everything is interesting in comparison.
4.) The voices in my head tell me that if I don't, they will kill me
5.) Because anything involving celebrities is interesting!
6.) I enjoy hearing about (insert topic). (insert topic) is my favorite topic to discuss.
7.) Stuff that is totally irrelavent is so much better than relavent stuff.
8.) It actually pertains to me, or anyone else on earth besides the people specifically mentioned.
****If any one of these criteria are satisfied, you will recieve my input on the subject. If you are recieving this message, your thread does not meet any of these criteria. Have a nice day and better luck next time.****