Jared Kushner heads to the Middle East

[dawp]

It's been a year, why is the Middle East not fixed yet? Seems worse than before.

I think that the plan, let the middle east go to hell, buy up the property cheap after it goes to hell and build trump towers all over the place

 

[darkswordsman17]

I say if the whole lot of them were willing to go with it, let's build them a giant goddamn gleaming golden pyramid and bury their asses inside. Then use it as our dump for nuclear waste. And maybe biological weapons. And then put big warnings signs of it being cursed and creating plagues if they ever open it.

Want to clarify, by that I mean Turmp and his whole menagerie of shitheads. He gets his giant gold "I'm the best" trophy, they get to go worship him as their god/slave away for his pleasure, and we get them out of our hair.

 

[Puffnstuff]

The clock starts now, I can't wait for a few weeks to pass then we'll have peace in Palestine & Israel new family loans.
I'll even give him more than a few weeks, Jared is pretty busy. I'm OK with peace new family loans by the end of the year.



http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/22/politics/jared-kushner-middle-east-trip/index.html

So
Much
Winning!

Fixed that for ya.

 

[compuwiz1]

Haven't we fucked with the ME long enough?
We reap what we sew.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Haven't we fucked with the ME long enough?
We reap what we sew.

Exactly why the President said he’d fix everything within a few weeks or months.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Update:

Has that very smart guy Jared brought peace to the Middle East yet?
I was told it should take a few weeks to a few months.
Has it happened yet?

 

[hal2kilo]

Update:

Has that very smart guy Jared brought peace to the Middle East yet?
I was told it should take a few weeks to a few months.
Has it happened yet?

Seems to have completely fallen off the radar. Maybe if you hide, they can't throw you in jail when the time comes.

 

[Engineer]

Update:

Has that very smart guy Jared brought peace to the Middle East yet?
I was told it should take a few weeks to a few months.
Has it happened yet?

They're still working on the plan.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/13/poli...rstrikes-national-security-council/index.html

 

[feralkid]

I had to leave to get another cup of coffee; did he bring peace yet?

 

[zzyzxroad]

Smart man. Convinent excuse for not making it in front of the house when they come knocking. Guessing he drags this trip out a bit.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I had to leave to get another cup of coffee; did he bring peace yet?

Per @Engineer he hasn’t (yet)



Who knew the Middle East would be so hard?

 

[Homerboy]

Per @Engineer he hasn’t (yet)



Who knew the Middle East would be so hard?

Only countless nations and millennia.

 

[zinfamous]

Next time he goes, I don't expect him to return.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

24 month follow up, hows that Middle East Peace plan coming?

The one the President said Jared would solves in a few months or weeks?

Anyone know what the plan is?

I’m really excited for it to happen. When should I expect it?

 

[sdifox]

24 month follow up, hows that Middle East Peace plan coming?

The one the President said Jared would solves in a few months or weeks?

Anyone know what the plan is?

I’m really excited for it to happen. When should I expect it?

It was going swimmingly until them dirty Muslim from Congress wanted to visit Israel. That broke it.