Japanese readers, help me translate...

...this mystery from my youth. Remember the old game Forgotten Worlds? Anyway, here is the shot of the Japanese version vs. the American version (cut and paste URL, geocities wont link).

http://www.geocities.com/bbzzdd/lostwrld.html

What the hell is the guy really saying? I know it's a horrible translation, so it's got to be much cooler in Japanese.
 

Doggiedog:

Ok, thanks!

I guess it's just poor translation on the game designers part.