Spaceman, why not Barbara Edin, or Charlie's Angels, or geez, anybody else??
First of all, she'd take you on a trip and get you lost. Then despite many opportunities to get home, either make the wrong decision or save some goofy civilization instead of going through the wormhole to get back. Second, that voice! I'd rather have Stephen Hawking read me a bedtime story. Finally, she has really bad luck with relationships, leaving you to grow up without good rolemodeling and a lifetime of empty, one nite stands.
Wouldn't it be much cooler to have a mom who could get you anything you wanted with a blink?