Jake's Confession .... Joke

[Papagayo]

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile
hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up
and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my
darling" he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired
voice, "I have something that I must confess."

There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky, "Every thing's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept
with your sister, your best friend, her best friend,
and your mother!"

I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the
poison work."

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Papagayo :beer:

 

[Gurck]

:laugh:

 

[Cleaner]

Nice one.

Guy goes to the doctor. Doc says you've got 24 hours to live and will be dead by morning. So he goes home and tells the news to his wife. Naturally she's upset. They have dinner together and make love and she fall asleep. A few hours go by and he wakes her up and asks her if they can make love one more time since he'll be gone soon. She agrees and they commence. Afterwards she goes back to sleep. However he just can't seem to sleep. Another hour goes by and he awakens her again. He asks her again if they can make love one more time. She says angrily 'Well SOME of us have to go to work in the morning!'

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

Originally posted by: Gurck
:laugh:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Cleaner
Nice one.

Guy goes to the doctor. Doc says you've got 24 hours to live and will be dead by morning. So he goes home and tells the news to his wife. Naturally she's upset. They have dinner together and make love and she fall asleep. A few hours go by and he wakes her up and asks her if they can make love one more time since he'll be gone soon. She agrees and they commence. Afterwards she goes back to sleep. However he just can't seem to sleep. Another hour goes by and he awakens her again. He asks her again if they can make love one more time. She says angrily 'Well SOME of us have to go to work in the morning!'

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her.

:Q

Hehe 🙂

Cheers Cleaner :beer:

 

[z0mb13]

LOL!! 😀😀

 

[NuclearNed]

Papagayo, :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Cleaner, :thumbsdown:

 

[jadinolf]

Good un.

 

[shuan24]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Papagayo, :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Cleaner, :thumbsdown:

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahahahahah. that was good