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Jailbait songs?

S

sillymofo

Banned
:music: She's just 16 yrs old... leave her alone, they say....:music:

Into the night.


I know you guys got them, list them.
 
"Age is just a number" is classic . . . what a great track to pick as your first single after your sex tapes /w a 14 year old get released to the public and your ass is in jail.

-Chu
 
There is one about "doing your daughter" in the back seat of your car, but I forget the name 🙁
 
Chuck Berry:
He has found himself in trouble with the law on more than one occasion, however, hitting the headlines in 1959 after taking 14-year-old Janice Norine Escalan over a State line for immoral purposes, an offence for which he served two years in prison.

Sweet Little Sixteen

They're really rockin' in Boston
In Pittsburgh, Pa.
Deep in the heart of Texas
And round the 'Frisco Bay
All over St.Louis
And down in New Orleans
All the cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen

Sweet Little Sixteen
She's just got to have
About half a million
Famed autographs
Her wallet filled with pictures
She gets them one by one
Becomes so excited
Watch her, look at her run.

"Oh Mommy, Mommy
Please may I go
It's such a sight to see
Somebody steal the show"
"Oh Daddy, Daddy
I beg of you
Whisper to Mommy
It's alright with you"

*'Cause they'll be rockin' on Bandstand
In Philadelphia, Pa.
Deep in the heart of Texas
And round the 'Frisco Bay
All over St.Louis
Way down in New Orleans
All the cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen

(*Repeat)

Sweet Little Sixteen
She's got the grown - up blues
Tight dresses and lipstick
She's sportin' high - heel shoes
Oh but tomorrow morning
She'll have to change her trend
And be sweet sixteen
And back in class again

Well the'll be rockin' in Boston
Pittsburgh, Pa.
Deep in the heart of Texas
And round the 'Frisco Bay
Way out in St.Louis
Way down in New Orleans
All the cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen

You Never Can Tell

It was a teenage wedding,
and the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre
did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur
and madame have rung the chapel bell,
"C'est la vie", say the old folks,
it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment
with a two room Roebuck sale
The coolerator was crammed
with TV dinners and ginger ale,
But when Pierre found work,
the little money comin' worked out well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks,
it goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records,
all rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down,
the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks,
it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney,
'twas a cherry red '53,
They drove it down New Orleans
to celebrate their anniversary
It was there that Pierre was married
to the lovely mademoiselle
"C'est la vie", say the old folks,
it goes to show you never can tell
 
Billy Idol, Cradle of love.

And this one 😀

"Hey Mister"

Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her freek on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her freek on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her freek on,
and its good for that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!
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Yet Another R. Kelly suggestion:

I Don't See Nothing Wrong With A Little Bump N Grind...my mind's telling me no, but my body's telling me yes 😛
 
Rick James 17:
1. A little girl came up to me
Acting young and shy;
A little curiosity
Was flashing in her eyes.
2. She had seen my face before
And thought she knew me well.
So I said, Shall we talk some more;
Girl, come to my hotel.
3. She was only 17, 17,
But she was sexy.
She was only 17, 17;
She said she loved me.
17 years old.
17 years old.
4. How we talked all through the night
And never even touched-
Even talked of love and life;
I wanted her that much.
She said she read a magazine
That said I was a freak.
Youll never know, now, little girl,
Until you take a peek.
5. She was only 17, 17,
And she was sexy.
She was only 17, 17,
But she was young and fine
And oh-so-tender;
Put out right down to night and surrender
This young girl, this sweet thing;
I just cant wait.
No, I mustnt do this;
Shes almost jail bait.
17 years old.
Ooh, 17 years old.
6. A little girl came up to me
Acting young and shy.
A little curiosity
Was flashing in her eyes.
7. She had seen my face before;
Thought she knew me well.
So I said, Shall we talk some more;
Girl, come to my hotel.
8. She was only 17, 17,
But she was sexy.
She was only 17, 17,
And she was young and fine
And oh-so-tender;
Put out right down to night and surrender.
9. 17 years old.
Sexy, sexy
17 years old.
Sexy, sexy
17 years old.
Sexy, sexy
17 years old.
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"House Me Teenage Rave" by Green Jally (Formally Green Jello, before the lawsuit.)

Man: Oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
Woman: Tell you what? Man: Oh, yeah.
Woman: Ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
Man: Ah, here?
Woman 2: Hey, what's the monkey?
Man: This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
Woman: Will it bite?
Man: Yeah...Y..No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't
bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now.
Woman: 'kay? Does it like that?
Man: Ye-ah ha ha.
Woman: Like, right like, oh, right there?
Woman 2: Like?
Man: Yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
Woman: Uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
Man: I have something else I want you to do for me.
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE!
Woman: Ohhhhhhhohhh.
Woman 2: Yeah, come here, you little shit.
Man: I been...I been..I been so bad. I, I been so bad..I, I been so bad I,I want you
to put me on the wheel. I want you to put me on the wheel. Uh, no, uh, put me on the
wheel. Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah,
all right. Now spank me!
Woman: Mmmmm.
Man: SPANK ME!
Woman: Like that?
Woman 2: Oh!
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Like that?
Man: A little harder. Harder
Woman 2: Uh...uh...uh
Man: Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right!
Woman 2: Look at that flesh fly!
Woman: My god!
Man: I want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now!
Woman: Ready?
Man: Spin it! Yes, I'm ready!
Woman: Around like this?
Man: Yes!
Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster.
Man: Yes! Yes! Spin it now! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster.
Woman: You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel? I'm jumpin' on! Here I go!
Women: Oh, wheeee!
Woman: Go! Whoo! Look at all that hair fly!
Woman 2: Faster, yeah.
Man: No!
Woman: It's so good!
Man: Stop it! Stop it, I'm gonna...
Woman: He's swinging on my pubicles.
Man: I'm gonna puke. Stop, I'm gonna...
Woman 2: Here, I'll save you.
Man: I don't care, I'm dizzy.
Woman: A hahahahaha.
Man: I'm too dizzy! Stop!
Woman: Oh, good!
Man: Stop, I'm gonna puke! No..(coughs and vomits) Oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh..
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE!
Woman: Hahahahhaha
Woman 2: Oh, yeah! Oh, man!
Man: Oh, oh I wanna, uh, I wanna see Snakey. I wanna see Snakey. Where's Snakey?
Man 2: Snakey?
Man: Yeah, lemme see Snakey.
Man 2: You sure you want Snakey?
Man: I'm sure I want Snakey
Woman: Oh, yeah!
Man 2: Oh...son, I don't think you want Snakey.
Man: I w...
Woman: Yes, he does.
Man: I want Snakey! Please!
Man 2: You don't want Snakey.
Man: I want Snakey.
Woman: Come on, give him Snakey.
Man 2: All right...
Man: Gimme Snakey right now. Lemme see him.
Man 2: All right, son, here comes Snakey.
Man: Come on, Snakey. SNAKEY!
Man 2: Snakey's here!
Man: Oh yeah!
Man 2: Boy, boy, boy, boy.
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE!
Man: Oh, oh oh, I think, I think, I think I'm gonna come. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna come!!
Woman: Uh...uh...UH...UHUH!
Woman 2: Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up. I'm gonna
Man: (coughs)
Woman: Oh, man, it was so good.
Man: Did I give you a blinkey?
Woman: Could you hold me now? Just..
Woman 2: Ohhhhhhh...Yeah.
Woman: Just hold me.
Man: No.
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