Jail experiences

[Xionide]

I never have been to jail and hopefully never will. Please share some stories of your time "in".

 

[DaWhim]

have been arrested, but never been to jail.

 

[bradruth]

I've been "in" jail countless times...does that count?

 

[kalster]

seems like a nice way to let people come clean and pwnn them

 

[Wanescotting]

"Bubba" was real gentle............

 

[DainBramaged]

Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

 

[aidanjm]

what's it like being some mean dude's bitch? fun?

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

please see American history x

 

[Gurck]

SampSon in 3..2..

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

Justice?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

depends if there was a nazi gang in the jail. they might not rape him if they were worried about pay back. (that's what I learned from watching Oz).

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

depends if there was a nazi gang in the jail. they might not rape him if they were worried about pay back. (that's what I learned from watching Oz).

Oh come on...you must have learned a few shower techniques.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

Justice?

I was talking to a cop who arrested this Aryan Nation dude and the guy was a complete asshole. He managed to crack the glass in the holding cell that he was in. The cop told me that he felt like taking him to the cell in downtown Waukegan and seeing how he fared. The dude lucked out however.

 

[Grunt03]

im in the military, does that count? it sure feels like I'm doing hard time.......:evil:

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

depends if there was a nazi gang in the jail. they might not rape him if they were worried about pay back. (that's what I learned from watching Oz).

Oh come on...you must have learned a few shower techniques.

maybe i already knew a bunch of shower techniques.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

depends if there was a nazi gang in the jail. they might not rape him if they were worried about pay back. (that's what I learned from watching Oz).

Oh come on...you must have learned a few shower techniques.

maybe i already knew a bunch of shower techniques.

:shocked:

 

[PhlashFoto]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

depends if there was a nazi gang in the jail. they might not rape him if they were worried about pay back. (that's what I learned from watching Oz).

Oh come on...you must have learned a few shower techniques.

maybe i already knew a bunch of shower techniques.

:shocked:

:Q:Q

 

[t3hmuffinman]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Speaking of which, what do you think would happen if an Aryan Nation guy got thrown into a cell full of big buff black dudes?

Justice?

:thumbsup:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Grunt03
im in the military, does that count? it sure feels like I'm doing hard time.......:evil:

depends, do you get constant buttsex?

 

[quakefiend420]

so noones got anything useful to add huh? ok i'll start...i've been to kail a few times...first time i got to spend 3 days in there...due to being picked up on a friday night(for an unpaid speeding ticket, no less), and not being extradited to the next county until monday...i took the grand jail tour, 4 jails in 3 days...pv city to garvin county(i was here the majority of the time) to ada city to pontotoc county...dunno if the food was any good, i didnt eat the whole time i was in tehre...it just looked nasty...everyone was pretty cool...i mostly slept and played cards...the other times i went i was only in there for 5-30 minutes, so that doesnt really count...but this last time i was in pv city for about 10-20 minutes or so...the drunk guy i was cellys with kept saying he knew my sister...i kept telling him i didnt have one...

drunk guy: "dude, i know your sister!"

me: "i dont have a sister"

drunk:"oh"

3 minutes later..."man i recognize you from somewhere...i think i know your sister."

me: "man, i dont have a sister"

drunk: "are you sure?"

me: "last time i checked, yeah no sisters..."

drunk dude: "o ok then..."

5 minutes later...

drunk guy again: "i know where i know you from now...i used to party with your sister!"

me(finally i just decided to agree with him)"ok thats nice"

drunk: "she's really cool man!!"

me: "yeah shes great :roll: "

and thats basically it...no oz stories...no stabbings, rapes or anything really worth telling...but then again i wasnt in prison or anything...

 

[DrumminBoy]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
so noones got anything useful to add huh? ok i'll start...i've been to kail a few times...first time i got to spend 3 days in there...due to being picked up on a friday night(for an unpaid speeding ticket, no less), and not being extradited to the next county until monday...i took the grand jail tour, 4 jails in 3 days...pv city to garvin county(i was here the majority of the time) to ada city to pontotoc county...dunno if the food was any good, i didnt eat the whole time i was in tehre...it just looked nasty...everyone was pretty cool...i mostly slept and played cards...the other times i went i was only in there for 5-30 minutes, so that doesnt really count...but this last time i was in pv city for about 10-20 minutes or so...the drunk guy i was cellys with kept saying he knew my sister...i kept telling him i didnt have one...

drunk guy: "dude, i know your sister!"

me: "i dont have a sister"

drunk:"oh"

3 minutes later..."man i recognize you from somewhere...i think i know your sister."

me: "man, i dont have a sister"

drunk: "are you sure?"

me: "last time i checked, yeah no sisters..."

drunk dude: "o ok then..."

5 minutes later...

drunk guy again: "i know where i know you from now...i used to party with your sister!"

me(finally i just decided to agree with him)"ok thats nice"

drunk: "she's really cool man!!"

me: "yeah shes great :roll: "

and thats basically it...no oz stories...no stabbings, rapes or anything really worth telling...but then again i wasnt in prison or anything...

Do the numbers in your handle have any correlation to your jail time?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
so noones got anything useful to add huh? ok i'll start...i've been to kail a few times...first time i got to spend 3 days in there...due to being picked up on a friday night(for an unpaid speeding ticket, no less), and not being extradited to the next county until monday...i took the grand jail tour, 4 jails in 3 days...pv city to garvin county(i was here the majority of the time) to ada city to pontotoc county...dunno if the food was any good, i didnt eat the whole time i was in tehre...it just looked nasty...everyone was pretty cool...i mostly slept and played cards...the other times i went i was only in there for 5-30 minutes, so that doesnt really count...but this last time i was in pv city for about 10-20 minutes or so...the drunk guy i was cellys with kept saying he knew my sister...i kept telling him i didnt have one...

drunk guy: "dude, i know your sister!"

me: "i dont have a sister"

drunk:"oh"

3 minutes later..."man i recognize you from somewhere...i think i know your sister."

me: "man, i dont have a sister"

drunk: "are you sure?"

me: "last time i checked, yeah no sisters..."

drunk dude: "o ok then..."

5 minutes later...

drunk guy again: "i know where i know you from now...i used to party with your sister!"

me(finally i just decided to agree with him)"ok thats nice"

drunk: "she's really cool man!!"

me: "yeah shes great :roll: "

and thats basically it...no oz stories...no stabbings, rapes or anything really worth telling...but then again i wasnt in prison or anything...

Do the numbers in your handle have any correlation to your jail time?

lol...nope...always unpaid tickets or driving under suspension(due to unpaid tickets, so yeah i guess it is tickets)

 

[Slappy00]

One of my buddies got locked down for like 3 or 4 days, nothing major he just hung out really, as long as you are cool nobody messes with you (at least for short stays). When he got out we made it our mision to always bring up his time "on the inside" at bars when he met women

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Slappy00
One of my buddies got locked down for like 3 or 4 days, nothing major he just hung out really, as long as you are cool nobody messes with you (at least for short stays). When he got out we made it our mision to always bring up his time "on the inside" at bars when he met women

lol...and that actually worked?

 

[Slappy00]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: Slappy00
One of my buddies got locked down for like 3 or 4 days, nothing major he just hung out really, as long as you are cool nobody messes with you (at least for short stays). When he got out we made it our mision to always bring up his time "on the inside" at bars when he met women

lol...and that actually worked?

you know its funy you asked b/c about 70% of the time it only helped him (he was no dirtbag, got a job etc, wrong place wrong time was the story) and some of the chicks that "wanted to hear about his time "inside" were kinda hot. Seeing as this was not providing the results we wanted we laid off of the bar ribbings, althoguh every time he buys a toothbrush one of us sharpens it, we rotate in for the duity... you know to "keep it real".