Jackass the movie! I just saw it! :D -kinda spoilers-

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Heh, no doubt. I GUARANTEE not one person could sit through that entire movie and not laugh one time. Why are people here always so crabby? Why does there ALWAYS have to be somebody who disagrees with everybody else?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Oh....Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther Movies, The Marx Brothers, Johnny Dangerously, The Tao of Steve, Mallrats, Christmas Vacation, Dazed & Confused, Office Space, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Spaceballs...just to name a few.

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Heh, no doubt. I GUARANTEE not one person could sit through that entire movie and not laugh one time. Why are people here always so crabby? Why does there ALWAYS have to be somebody who disagrees with everybody else?

I second that. I don't know why people do, but that's life

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Oh....Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther Movies, The Marx Brothers, Johnny Dangerously, The Tao of Steve, Mallrats, Christmas Vacation, Dazed & Confused, Office Space, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Spaceballs...just to name a few.

you got some taste in my view but
dude... all i can say is the mind is twisted and different people like different things
peace

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Heh, no doubt. I GUARANTEE not one person could sit through that entire movie and not laugh one time. Why are people here always so crabby? Why does there ALWAYS have to be somebody who disagrees with everybody else?

Because we aren't clones. Come on...really...Jackass The Movie? Maybe I can get the money together to make a movie where nothing happens except a guy getting hit in the crotch for 90 minutes. In today's market it would be a HUGE hit.

 

[LanEvoVI]

heh...good stuff. Can't wait to go out and see this tomorrow...

 

[UberDave]

man.... we all have differences on what's funny.

You have the intelectual responses- Making a joke out of socket A motherboards and intel mobos and you might LAUGH because to you, it's funny.
You have the logical reasonings- taking the trash out on the wrong night, or going outside in your boxers accidentally- funny? depends who you are.

and then you have natural (or nature) stuff like jackass- some people might find steve-o cramming his specialized swimming suit with shrimp and going in the water to have these huge whales eat from his crotch- people might find this funny also

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Originally posted by: UberDaveand then you have natural (or nature) stuff like jackass- some people might find steve-o cramming his specialized swimming suit with shrimp and going in the water to have these huge whales eat from his crotch- people might find this funny also

Or completely assinine. There is a difference between comedy and stupidity for stupidity's sake. If you laugh at something like that and don't feel totally embarrased when someone asks why you are laughing then there is something wrong with you. And just for the record I like potty humor as much as the next guy, but this crap ranks as humor like reality TV ranks as reality.

 

[Sachmho]

either way you shake it, its still a good laugh, who cares if its not going back to the roots of 1930's jazz or if its an accurate representation of the lunar landings... its a royal chuckle... now go take a nap or something

 

[wnied]

As much as I'd like to say Knoxville and his little band of Asswipes arent funny and act like total scoobs, I watched some of the stuff he did on MTV and laughed. As stupid as he is, he is funny.

Just not funny enough for me to drop 8 bucks on his lame attempt at a movie. I'm sure if I do ever wanna see it, its express track to video wont keep me waiting long.

~wnied~

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

LOSER....

I'm sorry if that was too blunt but, get off your high horse, nobody ever said it was the high-art comedic triumph of the industry.

They said it was a good time with alot of laughs.

wtf is wrong with some of you people....get your nuts caught in the car door this morning?

 

[tantos]

Hmmm....everyone who likes Jackass are a bunch of uncultured heathens who need to be saved from the dreaded hell of low ball comedy.

I swear..some people on here really hate anything that has to do with being just plain stupid. WTF..the movie is called Jackass..wtf were u expecting?
Have a laugh and forget that its stupid humor. Not every movie strives to be a great intellectual comedy piece.

 

Get in line behind Gonad the Barbarian and Gr1mL0cK for euthanization. You are all an embarrassment to men everywhere.

Really ?
Let me bow in awe of your greatness oh master of the male race.
I didn't know you spoke for the male population of the world.

<<Bow>>

We males that don't agree with your taste in comedy will now go hang our heads in shame.

 

[0roo0roo]

the stooges 2002

 

[Placer14]

ROFLMAO....you guys, i woke up and felt like crap sitting in an old Depends. I read the thread and spewed my orange juice ALL over my monitor several times.

You fvcktards are so dumb sometimes but I love you SO much.

(Yes, even those of you who didn't laugh at my lame cracks.)

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Saw the movie - laughed like no other. There was one stretch of 5-10 minutes where I felt like leaving the movie, but after that part it was all good The papercut thing though - I can't even think about it without cringing

I give it 4/5 stars

 

[BD2003]

LOL, just came back from it. OMG that was the funniest sh*t I've ever seen, movie or not. LOL I'm still laughing about it right now.

Go see this movie with your homies, leave the girls at home. Worth every cent.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: shinerburke
If this is the best Hollywood has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

it's not the best of hollywood. You forget where Jackass / CKY originated from.

Ok...let me rephrase that...

If this is the best the movie industry has to offer as a comedy then we are all doomed. We might was well just pack our bags and wait for the comet to get here and end our miserable lives.

To each his own. What comedy did you like? The golden girls?

Heh, no doubt. I GUARANTEE not one person could sit through that entire movie and not laugh one time. Why are people here always so crabby? Why does there ALWAYS have to be somebody who disagrees with everybody else?

Because we aren't clones. Come on...really...Jackass The Movie? Maybe I can get the money together to make a movie where nothing happens except a guy getting hit in the crotch for 90 minutes. In today's market it would be a HUGE hit.

*whips out wallet*

Where can I see it?

 

[UberDave]

^ for people who might have seen it last night

 

[rubix]

the way i see it, if you wanna see people get hurt, go watch the faces of death series. now that's comedy.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Just saw it, and thought it was very funny.

 

[adlep]

I saw it with my girfriend last evening... It was very funny!
We were laughing all the time...
Thumb up!

 

[THELAIR]

the next time im golfing I'll be sure to look out for camoflauged hunters with air horns!!!

they should have done more with their grandpa suits i think though, gone to clubs to pick up girls, fake a seizure, etc

 

[fluxquantum]

this is one movie i will skip.

 

[NutBucket]

Oh man, just saw this movie. Pure genius!! I can think of a better way to have spent that 1.5 hours Friday night. Hell, I missed watching the 2nd half of Howard Stern "Its Just Wrong" on E! to go see this.