Jack in the Box Question

[Nebor]

So I'm sitting around, about a half hour ago, thinking, damn, I'm hungry. So the only place open that comes to mind is Jack in the Box (yargh, I know.) So I'm thinkin, "hey, who needs arteries? you only live once!" And I get a Sourdough Jack, small curly fries and a medium vanilla shake. $6.19.

What the crap is up with this shake? It's so thick, that 20 minutes later, I still can't get anything from it. I mean, if we were talkin' about a fine black woman, who was thick like chocolate milkshake, she would be a virgin. Because I can't get my damn straw in this thing.

Everything else was thoroughly disgusting as I expected though.

 

[notfred]

If you were talking about a fine black woman, she'd still be a virgin by virtue of your sexual orientation, regardless of your ability to get your straw in or not.

 

[yhelothar]

lol yeah the shake is like icecream, you need to eat it with a spoon, or wait for it to melt.
I hate jack in the box meat patties, they taste like microwaved crap, contrary to what their commercials claim.

 

[zimu]

ahh i remember JITB shakes. i actally enjoyed it thick cause i was on a road trip (imagne, no mcd's in site!) and it lasted for hours cause of how cold it was initially.

food sucks though.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: notfred
If you were talking about a fine black woman, she'd still be a virgin by virtue of your sexual orientation, regardless of your ability to get your straw in or not.

I've been with a few fine black women, I assure you.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: notfred
If you were talking about a fine black woman, she'd still be a virgin by virtue of your sexual orientation, regardless of your ability to get your straw in or not.

I've been with a few fine black women, I assure you.

Did their milkshakes bring you to the yard?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: notfred
If you were talking about a fine black woman, she'd still be a virgin by virtue of your sexual orientation, regardless of your ability to get your straw in or not.

I've been with a few fine black women, I assure you.

Did their milkshakes bring you to the yard?

I :heart: you.

Yeah boy, shake that ass. Whoops, I mean girl, girl girl girl.