Jack Bauer

KeyserSoze

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I put this in last night into a new thread, and it got locked, so I'll say it again:

"The song 'When Doves Cry' was written by Prince....after Jack Bauer looked at some Birds."

Yes, Jack FTW.



KS
 

K1052

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Jack Bauer sucks.

Any number of cheezy TV action heros are better than him.
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: K1052
Jack Bauer couldn't hold Macgyver's duct tape.

Bah... Macgyver never kills anybody. Jack would probably shoot him while he was building some trap out of pencils and zip ties.