"I've thought of some more foreign ladies i've snogged!"

[Walleye]

"Ursela Andress. Twice!"

"not a fan of the ladies, are we, Trebek?"



Sean Connery's impersonator... and Sean Connery himself, are so awesome 😀 best skit ever.

 

[AnyMal]

huh?

 

[agnitrate]

thanks for sharing.

-silver

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
huh?

wha? where am i?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

 

[Electrode]

So, none of you have ever watched SNL?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

😀

 

[hawkeye81x]

random quotes often get confused responses

I :heart: boobs 🙂

"The rapist" for $300 Alex

Or perhaps inquire of the "pen is mightier"

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Electrode
So, none of you have ever watched SNL?

it's fine. postcount++ and all that. 😀


i hear chicken tastes better raw. someone should try that...

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: hawkeye81x
random quotes often get confused responses

I :heart: boobs 🙂

"The rapist" for $300 Alex

Or perhaps inquire of the "pen is mightier"

😀

Indoors.

i :heart: booze.

 

[FrogDog]

Jesus this thread has too high a percentage of people who haven't seen those skits! They're hilarious!

"I know a little french - You're an assbite, pardon my french, maha!"

 

[Reel]

"Below me"

 

[eakers]

an album cover

i havent had one of those in years!

😀

 

[Bulk Beef]

I'll take "Famous Titties" for 300, Alex.

 

[dud]

The absolute funniest skit IMHO was dated 10/23/1999 and "starred" Frech Stewart, Burt (Turd Furguson) Reynolds and Sean Connery. This was one of the few skits where the Connery character played a secondary role to another (in this case Burt Reynolds). Hilarious. I collected all (15 I think) skits from SNL. The skits date from 1996 to 2002. With Will Farrell aka Alex Trebek gone we may not see any new ones.

 

[Lotheron]

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?

No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth!

 

[BunLengthHotDog]

"What Sound does a Doggy make?"

[Connery] "Moo" [/Connery]

"I am sorry thats incorrect"

[Connery] "Well, thats the sound your mother made last night" [/Connery]

 

[Ynog]

Its a freaking hammer

 

[tboo]

"Ill take the penis might" or "ill take apetit"

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: tboo
"Ill take the penis might"

isnt it more like

"I'll take the penis mightier"

 

[Toasthead]

Man this kid REALLY needs to find someting productive to do on his summer vacation....

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
Man this kid REALLY needs to find someting productive to do on his summer vacation....

you'd think that.... i was thinking of working, but i'm just bumming it...

 

[Kyteland]

"I'll take swords for $300 Alex"

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Ynog
Its a freaking hammer

Haha, that's the best line in all of them. I had the mp3 off of napster and thought it was funny, but then I got the video later and it's just so much better when you can see him holding the hammer up there 🙂

Boy, you might be legally retarded 🙂

 

[Shawn]

i like the rapest one but i forget exactly how it goes....