I've seen some interesting names..but this one takes the cake

[vi edit]

I was cleaning up some records last night in our results interfaces and came across this...

First Name: Dick
Last Name: Headley



Honest to (diety of choice) I swears it's true.

 

[venkman]

"It's Headley!"

 

[Mr Pickles]

We have a dude here that used to be contract in our Baltimore office and just switched to full time. He's in servicing. I swear his first name is actually a small part of his last name but he goes by "Golf" because its too long. I had to copy and paste this out of Active Directory:

Golf Wattanarungsikajorn

 

[Sinsear]

this thread isn't about pie

But it can be.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
We have a dude here that used to be contract in our Baltimore office and just switched to full time. He's in servicing. I swear his first name is actually a small part of his last name but he goes by "Golf" because its too long. I had to copy and paste this out of Active Directory:

Golf Wattanarungsikajorn

What the hell is that - thai? icelandic?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

this thread isn't about pie

But it can be.

I had a piece of warm pecan pie with ice cream yesterday. Mmmm, mmm good.

KT

 

[ArizonaSteve]

I remember working with a certain "Richard Holder" who would actually answer his phone "Dick Holder".

 

[rasczak]

I worked for an insurance company some years ago, and one of the names i came across was Richard Dick.

 

[geno]

I shit you not I saw the name "Richard Blower" once .

 

[dawp]

I did know someone with the name of Mike Hunt.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is his middle name Swallows?

 

[TheVrolok]

I had a client the other day named "Harey Dicks." I almost lost it. I just don't know what people are thinking sometimes. I suppose that they're just not .. thinking.

 

[Adul]

use to be a guy in the phone book who's name was listed as Harry Balls.
Then there is this lawyer that advertises in the movie theaters. His name is Gary Swallows

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Adul
use to be a guy in the phone book who's name was listed as Harry Balls.
Then there is this lawyer that advertises in the movie theaters. His name is Gary Swallows

Speaking of lawyers...

Roni Deutch

Everytime I see her commercials I have to think about what she says, because I hear "Roni Douche" every time without fail.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Adul
use to be a guy in the phone book who's name was listed as Harry Balls.
Then there is this lawyer that advertises in the movie theaters. His name is Gary Swallows

Speaking of lawyers...

Roni Deutch

Everytime I see her commercials I have to think about what she says, because I hear "Roni Douche" every time without fail.

That chick's like an NFL linebacker too. "CALL ME, RONI DOUCHE, OR I'LL CLOTHESLINE YOUR FUCKIN DAD"

 

[compman25]

Richard Cranium

 

[Q]

I have a better one: my dad went to HS with a kid named...get this -- HARRY SACHS

It's in the yearbook

 

[TridenT]

Jack mehoff. I knew someone named that.

 

[Perknose]

One of the kids I grew up with was Dickie Cox. He won enough fights that little was made of his name.

I know an English guy, now an American citizen by marriage, with the last name of Hough (pronounced "Hoff"). His given first name is John, but in England and here for awhile he always went by Jack. Jack Hoff. He no longer favors the name Jack. :laugh:

Edit: Wowzers, didn't see the post right above.

 

[FlashG]

Years ago in the Boston white pages - Iletta Poopy.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: ArizonaSteve
I remember working with a certain "Richard Holder" who would actually answer his phone "Dick Holder".

Win!

 

[dbk]

dickhead

 

[rudeguy]

I would actually consider changing my last name to Snorglefloppy.

If ATOT pays, I will do it.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
We have a dude here that used to be contract in our Baltimore office and just switched to full time. He's in servicing. I swear his first name is actually a small part of his last name but he goes by "Golf" because its too long. I had to copy and paste this out of Active Directory:

Golf Wattanarungsikajorn

What the hell is that - thai? icelandic?

Your guess is as good as mine. I've never talked to the dude, which suits me fine. I'm assuming he's not that great with English anyway.

 

[CPA]

A guy that used to work at my company had the name:

Dick
Long