I've never witnessed....

[BlancoNino]

I've never seen somebody smoke their first cigarette. I mean, everyone has to start somewhere, so why is it never in front of me? Ah well...

Name something you've never witnessed.

 

[halik]

midget porn in real life

 

[JM Aggie08]

I've never seen a grown man sh!t himself.

 

[amol]

I've never seen BlancoNino see somebody smoke their first cigarette.

 

[dighn]

spontaneous combustion

 

[yankeesfan]

I have never seen a deer/animal getting hit by a car.

 

[potato28]

any of you guys in real life(shaking hands, getting drunk).

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

A good BlancoNino joke

 

[mundane]

I've never seen the instant a person died. I've also never witnessed the instant a person was born.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Thankfully I never witnessed a BlancoNino joke in person

 

[BlancoNino]

I've never witnessed the *actual* reaction of somebody reading my jokes on ATOT on their computer screen. I'll be they secretly laugh and steal the jokes, but then claim they aren't funny because most of you are all a bunch of smug sons of b!tches. JK 🙂

 

[SlitheryDee]

A sincere word between a businessman and a customer.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
I've never witnessed the *actual* reaction of somebody reading my jokes on ATOT on their computer screen. I'll be they secretly laugh and steal the jokes, but then claim they aren't funny because most of you are all a bunch of smug sons of b!tches. JK 🙂

Most of the time my reaction is a sigh as I shake my head slowly in disbelief and then I wonder why I came into your thread knowing it was going to be as bad / worse than the last one.