Ive made up my mind.

[spaceman]

im putting an f5 button on the toilet

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Actually, not a bad idea, replace the flush handle with an F5 button. That would be pretty cool, IMO.

 

[krunchykrome]

Add an escape key while your at it.

 

[So]

For the elderly, you can add F1.

 

[rh71]

Scientists say they're still working on the remote control for wives.

 

[swtethan]

please ALT+F4 yourself