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VulgarDisplay

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Waiting at the airport for 2 hours before a flight I'm currently half cocked and just now remember that I'm going to have to piss every 3 seconds on my flight....
 
Meh, be a man. I held it from NY to Gatwick once because I was in the window seat and the guy next to me fell asleep right after dinner.
 
Just pee in a huge circle around your seat to establish dominance and claim your territory.

Jesus, have you never flown before?
 
VulgarDisplay said:
Waiting at the airport for 2 hours before a flight I'm currently half cocked and just now remember that I'm going to have to piss every 3 seconds on my flight....
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That's the biggest thing that pisses me off about losers who have to throw ten drinks down their gullets on a two hour flight. They also tend to have bladders the size of women and are constantly getting up to piss.
 
corwin said:
The correct term is half crocked...not half cocked...
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no it's cocked

Urban Dictionary:

"Half-Cocked
being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked"

it's a play on a gun being cocked and loaded. you are loaded and the gun is cocked, you are halfway towards firing a shot aka you are half-loaded aka half-drunk
 
Carson Dyle said:
That's the biggest thing that pisses me off about losers who have to throw ten drinks down their gullets on a two hour flight. They also tend to have bladders the size of women and are constantly getting up to piss.
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I think that if you had a bladder the size of a full grown woman you'd be able to hold it for awhile.
 
Wait till the guy in front of you reclines his seat. Then proceed with the golden shower for his lack of manners.
 
PixelSquish said:
no it's cocked

Urban Dictionary:

"Half-Cocked
being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked"

it's a play on a gun being cocked and loaded. you are loaded and the gun is cocked, you are halfway towards firing a shot aka you are half-loaded aka half-drunk
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I guess that's your theory.
 
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