I've made a terrible mistake...

[VulgarDisplay]

Waiting at the airport for 2 hours before a flight I'm currently half cocked and just now remember that I'm going to have to piss every 3 seconds on my flight....

 

[Mixolydian]

Depends.

 

[master_shake_]

Depends.

:awe:

 

[Mai72]

Where are you going?

 

[smackababy]

Half cocked means half erected, correct? Why pee often?

 

[MrSquished]

Half cocked means half erected, correct? Why pee often?

he means half drunk

 

[smackababy]

he means half drunk

Well, that flight just got a whole lot less fun. =(

And who says that?

 

[MrSquished]

Well, that flight just got a whole lot less fun. =(

And who says that?

it is actual slang. i don't hear it often but i've heard it used in that context before. check urban dictionary, it's in there.

 

[waffleironhead]

Half cocked means half erected, correct? Why pee often?

Sounds like prostrate problems mixed with erectile disfunction.

 

[Markbnj]

Meh, be a man. I held it from NY to Gatwick once because I was in the window seat and the guy next to me fell asleep right after dinner.

 

[OverVolt]

You no pee

 

[Chaotic42]

Just pee in a huge circle around your seat to establish dominance and claim your territory.

Jesus, have you never flown before?

 

[OverVolt]

Don't sit when you pee. Wait for turbulence nobody else will be using the bathroom.

 

[crashtech]

Aisle seat or die.

 

[alkemyst]

Waiting at the airport for 2 hours before a flight I'm currently half cocked and just now remember that I'm going to have to piss every 3 seconds on my flight....

Half cocked, the dude only gave you the tip?

How rude!

 

[corwin]

it is actual slang. i don't hear it often but i've heard it used in that context before. check urban dictionary, it's in there.

The correct term is half crocked...not half cocked...

 

[Fingolfin269]

Yep, that's a mistake. Unless you're in business class. In business class you should always be at least half cocked.

 

[PenguinPower]

The correct term is half crocked...not half cocked...

An also correct, and preceding term, would be half-cocked...

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/half-cocked.html

 

[Linux23]

I don't like being cocked.

 

[Jeff7]

What's your wifi network name?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Waiting at the airport for 2 hours before a flight I'm currently half cocked and just now remember that I'm going to have to piss every 3 seconds on my flight....

That's the biggest thing that pisses me off about losers who have to throw ten drinks down their gullets on a two hour flight. They also tend to have bladders the size of women and are constantly getting up to piss.

 

[MrSquished]

The correct term is half crocked...not half cocked...

no it's cocked

Urban Dictionary:

"Half-Cocked
being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked"

it's a play on a gun being cocked and loaded. you are loaded and the gun is cocked, you are halfway towards firing a shot aka you are half-loaded aka half-drunk

 

[WelshBloke]

That's the biggest thing that pisses me off about losers who have to throw ten drinks down their gullets on a two hour flight. They also tend to have bladders the size of women and are constantly getting up to piss.

I think that if you had a bladder the size of a full grown woman you'd be able to hold it for awhile.

 

[Paratus]

Wait till the guy in front of you reclines his seat. Then proceed with the golden shower for his lack of manners.

 

[Fingolfin269]

no it's cocked

Urban Dictionary:

"Half-Cocked
being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked"

it's a play on a gun being cocked and loaded. you are loaded and the gun is cocked, you are halfway towards firing a shot aka you are half-loaded aka half-drunk

I guess that's your theory.