I've learn how to argue on teh Enternet!

madeupfacts

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After studying many post here, I will share with u my scienterrific findings!

Step 1. Immediately begin the debate by declaring ur opponent a troll. This will give you instant credibility while totally discrediting any possible point teh other person might bring up.

Step2. Call for ur opponents to be banned. This empowers ur side of the argument even more! At this point, it is often helpful to suggest that he remove himself from the reproductive chain.

Step3. Tear apart ur opponents argument by finding each and every single spelling and grammatical error in his post. This will no doubt prove ur senoirity on the enternet!

Step4. If ur opponent has yet to succumb to ur relentless onslaught, it is time to bring on the heavy guns! Declare ur opponent a retard, idiot, dumbass, or anything else that might suggest he is of a lower form of intelligence. Call up a few of ur enternet friends or roommates to do teh same. This will place crushing pressure on ur opponent to submission. If some some bizzar reason that person still refuses to back down, proceed to step5.

Step5. Question the lifestyle of ur opponent. Suggest he has no life outside of teh enternet and that he/she needs to "get out more" in order to fully understand the righteousness of ur point of view.

Step6. goto www.linkremoved.com and Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

Step7. check post after step6. If all goes according to plan u have won and u r pwange of the enternet. If not, repeat steps 5 through 6.
 

RedArmy

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Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Step3. Tear apart ur opponents argument by finding each and every single spelling and grammatical error in his post. This will no doubt prove ur senoirity on the enternet!

Grammar and spelling ftl

Seniority ++
 

tfinch2

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Feb 3, 2004
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Shut up troll

Can we get a ban?

Ur? Enternet? Senoirity? Check your spelling noob.

You are such a retard.

I've always heard you were gay. Stop living in your parents basement.

:fapfapfapfap;
 

Noema

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You have been spending time in the World of Warcraft forums, haven't you?