I've launched YouWontFit.com

[manlymatt83]

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Whats everyone think?

 

[E equals MC2]

you just sign up and that's it?

 

[mugs]

You need to hire Quasmo to handle your advertising.

 

[TallBill]

Heh, I don't fit into any of my old clothes, but its not because I'm fat.

 

[MichaelD]

Before I clicked the link, the first thing that popped into my mind was an airline seat and the fat fucks that shoehorn themselves into them and intrude on MY SEAT that I paid for so I could have MY SEAT TO MYSELF.

Ironically, "airline seat" is featured in the text arrayed around the central website theme header on your home page...yet your home page is very disappointing. It looks like something I would create while using FrontPage 2000. Which goes to show you how skilled I am at creating web pages.

Your site has a great basic idea; one which I support. But get w/the times or take it off the web. One or the other, please.

 

[Pepsi90919]

so far you're the only one who's signed up

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Before I clicked the link, the first thing that popped into my mind was an airline seat and the fat fucks that shoehorn themselves into them and intrude on MY SEAT that I paid for so I could have MY SEAT TO MYSELF.

Ironically, "airline seat" is featured in the text arrayed around the central website theme header on your home page...yet your home page is very disappointing. It looks like something I would create while using FrontPage 2000. Which goes to show you how skilled I am at creating web pages.

Your site has a great basic idea; one which I support. But get w/the times or take it off the web. One or the other, please.

So make me a decent layout and I'll pay you.

Simple enough.

 

[txrandom]

I don't fit into any of my clothes because I'm tall and skinny. Your site is worthless.

 

[Doctor Nyse]

I'm sorry but I saw the first page and closed it because it was such overload

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Before I clicked the link, the first thing that popped into my mind was an airline seat and the fat fucks that shoehorn themselves into them and intrude on MY SEAT that I paid for so I could have MY SEAT TO MYSELF.

Ironically, "airline seat" is featured in the text arrayed around the central website theme header on your home page...yet your home page is very disappointing. It looks like something I would create while using FrontPage 2000. Which goes to show you how skilled I am at creating web pages.

Your site has a great basic idea; one which I support. But get w/the times or take it off the web. One or the other, please.

So make me a decent layout and I'll pay you.

Simple enough.

Your website is better than anything I could create. That doesn't mean that it doesn't suck though.

I agree w/your premise and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. But said newsletter needs to be more visually "I hate fatty fucks" oriented. Pictures of said fatties being skewered by arrows shot from ordinary folk bearing crossbows might be a good way to start...

 

[silverpig]

I'm reminded of the ATer who does the "Will I Fit?" posts every once in a while of him trying to fit into the kiddie rides at the mall

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: mugs
You need to hire Quasmo to handle your advertising.

I was thinking that as well.

 

[txrandom]

I didn't actually read your webpage...but if you're making fun of fatties, I support your site 100%.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Before I clicked the link, the first thing that popped into my mind was an airline seat and the fat fucks that shoehorn themselves into them and intrude on MY SEAT that I paid for so I could have MY SEAT TO MYSELF.

man i was just in that situation on wednesday, i got in my window seat and nobody was next to me, i thought the aisle seat wasn't assigned. sure enough, down walks some ultrafat fuck with a seatbelt extension. thank god the seats at the back were unassigned and i got to switch.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: silverpig
I'm reminded of the ATer who does the "Will I Fit?" posts every once in a while of him trying to fit into the kiddie rides at the mall

That was Quasmo. He has willifit.com, but apparently hasn't done anything with it.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: silverpig
I'm reminded of the ATer who does the "Will I Fit?" posts every once in a while of him trying to fit into the kiddie rides at the mall

That was Quasmo. He has willifit.com, but apparently hasn't done anything with it.

yeah, that's what I was expecting to see when I opened this thread, a lolcats website with that big dude crammed in tiny schoolbuses.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
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Whats everyone think?

you suck at life (and web design).

 

[ppdes]

I got a paragraph or two in and then gave up. Was expecting images making fun of fat people, having to read was too much, heh.

 

[manlymatt83]

ahh

 

[Akhen]

I will stick with my Disney link

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The website layout is reminiscent of those "If you are under the age of 18 you are forbidden etc etc etc" warning pages on porn sites.

 

[Xstatic1]

buwahahahahahahaahahahahha. that domain name is hilarious. (only women will understand why)

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
buwahahahahahahaahahahahha. that domain name is hilarious. (only women will understand why)

We men don't need to be mensa society material to understand why you think that.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
buwahahahahahahaahahahahha. that domain name is hilarious. (only women will understand why)

We men don't need to be mensa society material to understand why you think that.

yup, u're right...but i'm still laughing.

 

[Aluvus]

WALTER from DIRTY JERSEY pledges to change because of: I CANT FIT IN MY BLACK DRESS NO MORE

lol internet

Edit: Linking to "Stall-o-holic" ("buddydash.com"?) is maybe not a good idea when it's just a lipsum page.