I've hit a new low of whipped-ness

[melly]

I think that's actually very cute.

Very original.

 

[CrazyPerson]

i can feel a slap on the face in coming near

 

[Rogue]

shift is the up arrow

WTF? We got that far man. Someone else pointed out that <3 is symbolic of a heart sideways. But "shift is the up arrow"? How does that possibly explain anything to us here?

 

[her209]

So what size skirt do you wear again?

 

[Broohaha]

actually, that reads

TONY

<#

jessie

you never unshifted!!

 

/me changes the channel

 

[CrazyPerson]

bring a cap. meet me in the locker room tony and the "^" penis will shift into me to show my love......
jessi...

LOL

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

um, wow.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Yeah. This is one of those little things that girls take double sided tape and attach to the inside of their locker door.

Link. Final construction isn't done yet, of course.

What's wrong with me? That's a $500 Apple G3 233MHz for an iMac and keys from some 4 odd keyboards.

I guess that is better than getting a tattoo....

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
actually, that reads

TONY

<#

jessie

you never unshifted!!

Since when is there an unshift key?

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
That's a $500 Apple G3 233MHz for an iMac

How on earth is a 233 MHz processor worth $500?

ZV

Ask Apple. They charge $500 to replace it.

Originally posted by: GiLtY
do you expect the girl to say "aww, that's so cute, let's fukee fukee?"

--GiLtY

Yes.

Originally posted by: her209
So what size skirt do you wear again?

Whatever's analogous to 40-inch waist w/ well padded ass.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
omfg that is lame

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Rogue
Looks to me like it says:

Tony < 3 Jessie

I'll interpret it as he's gonna give Jessie his less than 3 inches of himself.

lmao

 

[ohtwell]

That is a sweet idea but kind of lame and definitely a sign that you are whipped. Hopefully she likes it!


: ) Amanda

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: frizzlefry
alright... wtf is wrong w/ you where you have to resort to this sort of crap to get some? hmmm? try another method... you might actually get some rather than come off as a complete twat

You're not getting laid, either huh? 😉

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: Rogue
Looks to me like it says:

Tony < 3 Jessie

I'll interpret it as he's gonna give Jessie his less than 3 inches of himself.

or less than 3 on the finger scale