I've heard of tennis elbow, but is there "I'm a drunk moron" elbow?

[Shudder]

After about 8 days my elbow is still killing me. It's hard to work because I rest my arm on the desk, the one I use my mouse with, and my elbow hurts like hell.

I drank more than I have in quite some time and on the way back to our car I was talking or being a drunk idiot I didn't see the knee-high shrubbery thing they had on the sidewalk.> The damn sidewalk! Anyway, I was walking.. er, stumbling, talking to my friend when the next thing I knew I was all twisted up on my back with my friend laughing at me.

When I woke up I could barely move my arm. I don't think it's broken because I can still move it and play hockey all fine and dandy, but damn, I think I've made a new medical discovery. Perhaps it will be covered under my insurance

 

[nickdakick]

I think you answered the question by yourself pretty well. In my book there's always at least one &quot;I'm a drunk moron&quot; <insert body part here>. I'm not sure about the insurance coverage thing though.

 

[yakko]

You may want to have it checked out. Even if it is not broken you could still have some serious damage in there. Next time remember that the shrubs are out to get us all.

 

[Czar]

in vino veritas