I've had sex exactly 202 times

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gururu

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: mugs
Queue. That's odd. Did you keep a calendar with certain symbols indicating oral sex/intercourse, whether she had an orgasm, whether you thought she had an orgasm, etc?

We used to highlight it, if it was good sex. However, after around 33, it became good every time.

I'm dead serious about this, but after 40 or so, she had an orgasim every time, 90% of the time it was more than once. And I know for 100% sure she wasn't faking in the slightest


either shes crazy or you've a lot to learn! ;)
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: Rudee
If the rumor about the size of an Asian man's penis is true, then you need to divide your total by 4.

But he's white isn't he

Then divide by 6 :p
 

Rainsford

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I know certain ATOT posters like to hint at their sexual exploits as if everyone really is interested, but this is the most blatent example of that ever. Usually it's something along the lines of "Well at least I've had sex more than the average ATOTer". But you've raised the bar by posting how much sex you've had, how much "good sex", how many orgasms your GF had, etc, etc.

If you listen very closely...you'll hear the familiar sound of no one caring.
 

Rudee

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Apr 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Not even a pic of her face or body with clothes and you expect us to care?

Me thinks it's a blow-up doll. Or more specifically, a blow-up Sheep.
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Not even a pic of her face or body with clothes and you expect us to care?

Me thinks it's a blow-up doll. Or more specifically, a blow-up Sheep.

you are giving him too much credit....I am thinking blow up hampster
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
weird you kept track like that.

kinda like a obsessive/compulsive disorder...
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Rainsford
I know certain ATOT posters like to hint at their sexual exploits as if everyone really is interested, but this is the most blatent example of that ever. Usually it's something along the lines of "Well at least I've had sex more than the average ATOTer". But you've raised the bar by posting how much sex you've had, how much "good sex", how many orgasms your GF had, etc, etc.

If you listen very closely...you'll hear the familiar sound of no one caring.

I didn't think anyone cared really, just thought it was interesting (just came across the paper with the # on it).

If no one cared, this would drop off pretty fast anyway
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Rainsford
I know certain ATOT posters like to hint at their sexual exploits as if everyone really is interested, but this is the most blatent example of that ever. Usually it's something along the lines of "Well at least I've had sex more than the average ATOTer". But you've raised the bar by posting how much sex you've had, how much "good sex", how many orgasms your GF had, etc, etc.

If you listen very closely...you'll hear the familiar sound of no one caring.

I didn't think anyone cared really, just thought it was interesting (just came across the paper with the # on it).

If no one cared, this would drop off pretty fast anyway

its not dropping off because we are flaming you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
weird you kept track like that.

kinda like a obsessive/compulsive disorder...

haha, ok then. She started it kinda as a joke and we just kept keeping track. It was for fun, that's all
 

Rudee

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202 times? bla, all you've done is make a pilot hole for that cute looking black dude that she's been eyeing for quite some time. You know the one.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Rudee
202 times? bla, all you've done is make a pilot hole for that cute looking black dude that she's been eyeing for quite some time. You know the one.

lol :D
 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
weird you kept track like that.

kinda like a obsessive/compulsive disorder...

haha, ok then. She started it kinda as a joke and we just kept keeping track. It was for fun, that's all

obviously the whole thread is pathetic, but does anyone else find that statement pathetic as well??

they are so bored with their sex they have to keep track of which number it was for fun??

:roll:
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Rudee
202 times? bla, all you've done is make a pilot hole for that cute looking black dude that she's been eyeing for quite some time. You know the one.

LMFAO! :D

Cheers Rudee :beer:
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Rudee
202 times? bla, all you've done is make a pilot hole for that cute looking black dude that she's been eyeing for quite some time. You know the one.

**TAG**

"I'm in" :D
 

v3rrv3

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Rudee
202 times? bla, all you've done is make a pilot hole for that cute looking black dude that she's been eyeing for quite some time. You know the one.

**TAG**

"I'm in" :D

:Q