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I've had sex exactly 202 times

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MAME

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My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
 
Queue. That's odd. Did you keep a calendar with certain symbols indicating oral sex/intercourse, whether she had an orgasm, whether you thought she had an orgasm, etc?
 
stop makeing silly posts and upload more pictures to me so you can then post them here in a non silly post!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.
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What a coincidence. You're girlfriend and I have been counting too, and we're winning!
 
I'm sorry.

Not for having sex 202 times...but for keeping track of it. And unless I'm reading that wrong, you've ONLY had sex with this one girl, right? Actually, don't answer, I don't care.
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Queue. That's odd. Did you keep a calendar with certain symbols indicating oral sex/intercourse, whether she had an orgasm, whether you thought she had an orgasm, etc?
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We used to highlight it, if it was good sex. However, after around 33, it became good every time.

I'm dead serious about this, but after 40 or so, she had an orgasim every time, 90% of the time it was more than once. And I know for 100% sure she wasn't faking in the slightest
 
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: mugs
Queue. That's odd. Did you keep a calendar with certain symbols indicating oral sex/intercourse, whether she had an orgasm, whether you thought she had an orgasm, etc?
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We used to highlight it, if it was good sex. However, after around 33, it became good every time.

I'm dead serious about this, but after 40 or so, she had an orgasim every time, 90% of the time it was more than once. And I know for 100% sure she wasn't faking in the slightest
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no one cares. Go take pictures of yourself so we can make fun of you again.
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: mugs
Queue. That's odd. Did you keep a calendar with certain symbols indicating oral sex/intercourse, whether she had an orgasm, whether you thought she had an orgasm, etc?
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We used to highlight it, if it was good sex. However, after around 33, it became good every time.

I'm dead serious about this, but after 40 or so, she had an orgasim every time, 90% of the time it was more than once. And I know for 100% sure she wasn't faking in the slightest
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no one cares. Go take pictures of yourself so we can make fun of you again.
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Then don't reply 🙂!
 
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
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Didn't the two of you break up recently MAME?
 
Originally posted by: fisher
and your girlfriend has had exactly 0 orgasms. congrats!
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...did you count how many times she had orgasms and the number of times she faked it too?😀 😉
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
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Didn't the two of you break up recently MAME?
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Yup, we did. We're still good friends, and I think we'll be that way for a while.
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: MAME
My gf and I kept track. The number might be a few off but I'm pretty sure it's right on the money.

Cue the masturbation jokes!
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Didn't the two of you break up recently MAME?
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Yeha, thats what I thought, pics of the girl in question
 
Shens! Anybody having sex 202 times wouldn't post about it on ATOT...

Also, why pick #202 to tell us about it?

Last note, why do you think we care?
 
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