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I've Got Big Balls

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Bon Scott rocked.
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Damn right he did.

Did you know about the bond money they had to put up just to play in Australia?

Want to know how they lost the bond money? 😀
 
She's got balls too!

She?s got style that woman
Makes me smile that woman
She?s got spunk that woman
Funk that woman
She?s got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She?s got the ability
To make a man outta me

Chorus:
But most important of all
Let me tell you
My lady?s got balls
She?s got balls

She?s got soul my lady
Likes to crawl my lady
All around the floor on her hands and knees
Oh because she likes to please me

Chorus

And she?s got taste my lady
Pace my lady
Makes my heart race
With her pretty face
She?s got balls my lady
Likes to crawl my lady
Hands and knees all around the floor
No one has to tell her what a fella is for

Chorus
 
Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle show I went to recently. He said, "What's up with all this cosmetic surgery going on? You know, everybody's doing it, hell, even me! Bet y'all didn't see that coming, did you? I'm going to see the doc to get my balls botoxed, so I can get rid of all them wrinkles. They're gonna be big, smooth, egg-like balls. I'm gonna wear short shorts all the time and walk up and ask women on the street if they want to suck my balls. When they say, 'No!', I'm gonna put my leg up on something and say, 'Yeah, but how 'bout these balls? Look at them, they're so smooth, like eggs.' After that, how can they resist? 'Oh, okay, those balls'"

Or something like that.....pretty funny stuff coming straight from him....
 
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