I've got an idea. Disqualify Bush and Gore, Have a runoff between

[64bitloopy]

the independants.

I'd like to see Browne, Nader, and the Nazi go at it without the big two to take away their votes.

 

[ltk007]

I say we just let Bush, Gore, Nader, Browne, and Buchanan have a 5 man fight to the death. They each get a monkey to fight with them, and their running mates get to throw rocks at their opponents.

 

[somethingwitty]

Hmm, can you imagine all the tv shows offering a million or more dollars to each person to fight it out on their show. Springer hasnt had a good fight in a long time, he needs the ratings boost.

 

[64bitloopy]

How about a survivor series. Throw them all on an island, let them eat bugs and wipe their butts with leafs for a couple of months.

 

[vi edit]

I've got three peso's riding on Buchanan.

 

[Rogue]

Screw it. Throw in McCain for good measure. He could kick all their asses and take any punishment they could possibly dish out to him without so much as a blink of an eye. That's one tough little S.O.B.

 

[somethingwitty]

how about combining everything. first, put all potentials on an island, wait 2 weeks, and see who is still alive. those contenders then move on to "who wants to be the president" (with regis). The two highest money earners on that show both get to keep their money (the others must give theirs to the chinese, who deserve a return other than nuclear secrets for all the cash they've given us), and they then get to slug it out in a Don King certified boxing match ($4995.00 pay-per-view). That winner then has a choice to make-he can choose to become president but have the house and congress against him or he can play for the bonus-full control of the house and senate. the bonus is won if the candidate can first survive 2 weeks driving on the LA freeway and then two more weeks living in florida. should the candidate fail, martin sheen will become president.

I believe this idea has merit, as it will repay the chinese, earn money to help pay off our debt, provide weeks of entertainment, and, finally, be finished before the end of calendar year 2000. besides, it doesnt require an electoral vote