I've got a secret I've been hiding

[shiner]

under my skin

My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

 

[Alphazero]

k

 

[MainFramed]

:Q

 

[geno]

got it

 

[Moonbeam]

That still doesn't explain why you don't use it.

 

[Booster]

Sorry, I failed to figure out what you wanted to say!

 

[tcsenter]

Um...oookay?

 

[shiner]

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Moonbeam. Moonbeam, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Shinerburke 9000 computer. I became operational at the Shinerburke plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

It's called Daisy. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It
won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Moonbeam. Moonbeam, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Shinerburke 9000 computer. I became operational at the Shinerburke plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

"It's called Daisy. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It
won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two..."

Whatever it means, Mr. Shinerburke, I think... On the other hand, who cares about what I think? I better not say the obvious.

 

[gleong]

riiiiight

 

[RaySun2Be]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Moonbeam. Moonbeam, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Shinerburke 9000 computer. I became operational at the Shinerburke plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

It's called Daisy. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It
won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

next he will be singing:

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I think he's lost it.

 

[Moonbeam]

If that's a proposal shiner, I'm afraid you're out of luck. Me and tcsenter got a thing going on.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Sounds like you dropped too many window panes last night.

 

[shiner]

RaySun2Be, I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission

 

[Scarpozzi]

I would attempt to say something, but there's no point... I'm sure a nefferiffic observation isn't necessary at this juncture.

 

[MichaelD]

P.W.T.

Posting While Tripping.

 

[Booster]

What to start with? Pain because my brain is somewhat boiling with thoughts what all of this means? The feeling I'm going nuts?

Please, somebody, explain me what this thread means or I'm going nuts.

 

"If that's a proposal shiner, I'm afraid you're out of luck. Me and tcsenter got a thing going on."

Aaah! So that's how you do it, Moonbeam? You say it's shallow to go with a macho guy, but here you are Mr. Not-So-Macho dissing me by giving the attention to someone else. :Q All right. It's all good. I'll take away all of my lovin'. :Q

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Booster
What to start with? Pain because my brain is somewhat boiling with thoughts what all of this means? The feeling I'm going nuts?

Please, somebody, explain me what this thread means or I'm going nuts.

Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.

 

[tcsenter]

If that's a proposal shiner, I'm afraid you're out of luck. Me and tcsenter got a thing going on.

For crying out loud, I thought we agreed not to tell anyone? This always happens!

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Booster
What to start with? Pain because my brain is somewhat boiling with thoughts what all of this means? The feeling I'm going nuts?

Please, somebody, explain me what this thread means or I'm going nuts.

Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.

Chess is cool, man. But please don't think I believe this thread is about playing chess.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Booster

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Booster
What to start with? Pain because my brain is somewhat boiling with thoughts what all of this means? The feeling I'm going nuts?

Please, somebody, explain me what this thread means or I'm going nuts.

Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.

Chess is cool, man. But please don't think I believe this thread is about playing chess.

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 series has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the word, fool-proof and incapable of error.

 

[tweakmm]

So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide

 

[ISAslot]

shinerburke, If i opened the cargo bay doors to do look around a bit, would you let me back in?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: ISAslot
shinerburke, If i opened the cargo bay doors to do look around a bit, would you let me back in?

I know that you were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.