I've got a mosquito in my room...

[Philippine Mango]

Please, needs ideas and I can't see it at the moment so I can't swat at it..

FIXED! LOL

 

[imported_Tick]

With a gun.

 

[aplefka]

Grenade launchers work great in these kinds of situations.

 

[gsaldivar]

Pee on it.

 

[yoda291]

put it in bbq sauce.

you could burn a mosquito coil if you can't see it.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Febreeze... I've used it to kill one once.

 

[Shawn]

set your room on fire

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Buy one of those electric tennis racquets made for zapping bugs.

 

[Insane3D]

WTF is a "mesquito"? Is that like those wood chips you put on a grill? 😛

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Shawn
set your room on fire

WINNAR!!!

😀

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
WTF is a "mesquito"? Is that like those wood chips you put on a grill? 😛

Flying wood chips for bbq that suck your blood.

 

[t3hmuffinman]

duct tape. (no joke, i've used it many many times).

 

[neutralizer]

Clap your hands. And then clap your hands around the mosquito. Squish. No problem anymore.

 

[bootymac]

Set yourself on fire, then smash it with a magazine

 

[Philippine Mango]

It was wierd, I was sitting in my chair and I looked to where the head rest was and I could see the little basard sitting right next to my head but then it flys away.

 

[mzkhadir]

catch and eat it.

 

[Sheepathon]

cancer sticks

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Good stuff... I'll have what they're having!

 

[deftron]

IM Syringer ..

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
It was wierd, I was sitting in my chair and I looked to where the head rest was and I could see the little basard sitting right next to my head but then it flys away.

She's a girl, she just wants to get to know you better.

If you stop breathing for awhile, it will be harder for her to find you.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: deftron
IM Syringer ..

no he will probably post about how I asked him to kill it but then not do anything about it..

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
It was wierd, I was sitting in my chair and I looked to where the head rest was and I could see the little basard sitting right next to my head but then it flys away.

What's basard?
Mesquito basard? English mucho?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Can of Lysol and a match

 

[Dangerer]

Use flash photography

 

[kt]

Dude.. it's a mosquito, squash it or something. I got bigger things to worry about, like the rat that my neighbor's cat just killed and left in my backyard a minute ago. What's up with that? I mean that cat chased down the rat, killed him, and just leave him there? In my backyard damnit!