Ive got a container of milk dated march 23rd 2003, what should i do with it?

[NinjaGnome]

Well Ive got this gallon of milk that is over a year old now, The milk has completely separated and Id like to do something evil with it. What would you do with a year old container of milk?

 

[yhelothar]

feed it to your neighbor's dog

 

[HappyPuppy]

Make butter.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
What would you do with a year old container of milk?

Throw it out, but I'm boring that way.


2 milk-related threads in one day is too much, IMO.

 

[Kadarin]

You drink it. Duh! Have some faith in your own intestinal fortitude, man!

 

[waggy]

first i would start cleaning out the fridge more.

2nd i would have someone over and offer them a nice cup of "milk" though it has to be more like chees by now

 

[Feldenak]

Molotov cocktail for the lactose intolerant.

 

[NinjaGnome]

it is completely separated lol its white on the bottom and yellow on top. It the only thing in the fridge other than cases of pop. I figured it would be cool to have a container of milk that is a year old. I thought about pouring it in my ex's engine bay but thats too mean, or maybe sitting it somewhere hidden by her front door lol.

 

[Howard]

The top stuff is probably fat?

 

[bootymac]

put it in a water gun and you know what to do

 

[ElFenix]

fscking gross!

 

[Heisenberg]

Call Hazmat.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
What would you do with a year old container of milk?

Throw it out, but I'm boring that way.


2 milk-related threads in one day is too much, IMO.

Hmm... I beg to differ.

 

[Jzero]

:camera:!

 

[shimsham]

put it in the trunk of your car.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Jzero
:camera:!

The milk's gone bad!

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Jzero
:camera:!

The milk's gone bad!

3/16? That's only 2 weeks! If it passes the "sniff" test, it's good.
Edit: LOL. NM after seeing your thread!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
What would you do with a year old container of milk?

Throw it out, but I'm boring that way.


2 milk-related threads in one day is too much, IMO.

Hmm... I beg to differ.

You bastard. :|

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
Well Ive got this gallon of milk that is over a year old now, The milk has completely separated and Id like to do something evil with it. What would you do with a year old container of milk?

get your money back. hehehe

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[CaseTragedy]

too bad you're one day late...would've made a great fool.


-Case

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
Well Ive got this gallon of milk that is over a year old now, The milk has completely separated and Id like to do something evil with it. What would you do with a year old container of milk?

You could drink it and get sick. OR you could flush down your toilet.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I dont see it seperated.....

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
I dont see it seperated.....

That's my milk, not his.

 

[Staples]

Smell it and if it smells fine, taste it. It isn't going to hurt you unless you see mold in it and that comes way after seperation. Milk never seems to last much after the expiration date but yogurt and cottage cheeze can (and does) last for a month or two after the experation date.