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Update:

OMG, the second time went really well. This time they had crayfish in addition to everything else they had the first time I went.

Tally:

40 oysters
50 crayfish
40 clams
10 rolls of sushi
2 plates of miscellaneous stuff, including fish, shrimp, etc.

The oyster guy told me to stop eating oysters because I would get sick. So I had my cousin get oysters for me. I got extremely close to throwing up. It's been a while since I'd felt this way, but I'm certainly no stranger to it. After the last oyster I had to just sit still and concentrate on not throwing up. My breathing was shallow because there was no room for my lungs to expand. Every second I had to will myself not to vomit. At this point even burping is highly risky. I kept on wondering if I should just go to the bathroom and get it over with, but I couldn't bear the wasted food and the feeling that I had failed in my duty. I've only vomited one time after stuffing myself, and that was when my parents forced me to walk it off and took me to a park afterwards.

Walking becomes something of a game. Walk slowly and gingerly for about 10 steps, during which something like my health bar slowly depletes. After 10 steps, my bar is at critical and I will soon pass out / throw up. So I have to stop and rest to recharge. Having something to hold onto means recharging faster. Just standing there unaided means slower recharging + higher possibility of throwing up. After resting, do another 10 steps.

I had to go up two flights of stairs to get back home to the apartment. I just did this all in one shot - kind of bulldogged my way through it. Then I laid down on the floor on my side. After about an hour I didn't feel sick anymore and was good to go. All in all, an extreme test of mind over matter.

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Just went to a seafood buffet called Chen's Bistro in Charlotte, NC. It was $18 a person, and I was hellbent on getting my money's worth.

The tally:

65 fresh shucked oysters - the guy shucking was getting mad halfway through, so I yanked them while he wasn't looking. He would only shuck 10 at a time to set on the bar, so when he left to do something else I would quickly go in and yank all 10, or whatever was left.

20 little neck clams

20 escargot (snails)

5 jumbo shrimp

8 rolls of sushi

3 snow crab legs

1 lobster (limited to one lobster)

miscellaneous fish, probably totaling about 3 fillets

How'd I do? Do you think I made my money back?
 

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Originally posted by: Slew Foot
Nice, Id probably just eat lobster till I puked but you did well, very well.

Lobster was limited to just one :(

Otherwise, yeah, I would have just focused on lobster because it's probably my favorite food. The lobster was prepared the Chinese way though, with lots of slippery gooey sauce on it. I prefer just a nice clean boiled lobster with butter. I figured that the oysters were the next most valuable. Oh, throw in 3 snow crab legs as well.
 

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I'd say lobster and crab would be the most expensive. Possibly oysters but I grew up with always being available and figure them cheap. We were not minted so maybe just connected.



edit: clicked submit too fast... I wanted to ask.. How was the seafood? Was it cheap buffet crap or did they cook it right? Always looking for good places to eat...
 

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Originally posted by: tranceport
I'd say lobster and crab would be the most expensive. Possibly oysters but I grew up with always being available and figure them cheap. We were not minted so maybe just connected.



edit: clicked submit too fast... I wanted to ask.. How was the seafood? Was it cheap buffet crap or did they cook it right? Always looking for good places to eat...

How much are oysters on the half shell? I was in the Pensacola coast area last spring and I *think* it was 50 cents an oyster?
 

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Originally posted by: yamadakun
Lobster is a non filling food, I think an adult can eat 20.

I think it depends on the lobster. The small crappy lobster at places like Red Lobster? Definitely over 10. Real lobster in places like Maine? Including tail, claws, and the roe in the head, I think most people top out at 3 or 4.
 

BUTCH1

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So you like wiped out all the oysters at once?, boy I bet the other patrons were pissed
at you!
 

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Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Originally posted by: yamadakun
Lobster is a non filling food, I think an adult can eat 20.

I think it depends on the lobster. The small crappy lobster at places like Red Lobster? Definitely over 10. Real lobster in places like Maine? Including tail, claws, and the roe in the head, I think most people top out at 3 or 4.

Wait, I'm confused. How big was the lobster you ate?
 

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Reminds me of a time when I went to a seafood buffet and saw a huge stack of empty crap leg shells on someones table. By the time I left they were still adding to it and they were there before I got in too.

This also reminds me of that news story where people found out a chinese seafood buffet was recycling shells by stuffing them with fake crab etc.
 

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Are you overweight by any chance? Sounds like you have a rather large stomach.
 

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Mmmm oysters. How was the seafood? I remember catching a few lobsters when I was on PEI one year... they were so good... :) Now I'm hungry...
 

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Originally posted by: Sumguy
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Originally posted by: yamadakun
Lobster is a non filling food, I think an adult can eat 20.

I think it depends on the lobster. The small crappy lobster at places like Red Lobster? Definitely over 10. Real lobster in places like Maine? Including tail, claws, and the roe in the head, I think most people top out at 3 or 4.

Wait, I'm confused. How big was the lobster you ate?

It was hard to tell because the Chinese way of preparing it involves chopping it up into a lot of pieces. I would say it was medium sized. Probably not large but definitely not small like a Red Lobster lobster.
 

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Originally posted by: Rudee
Are you overweight by any chance? Sounds like you have a rather large stomach.

Nope. Skinny. In fact, it's hard to find clothes that fit me well, because 90% are too wide, even in small. I have a short torso, wide shoulders, shortish arms, slim midsection. Typical Asian frame basically. The clothes for the typical American are either too long or too wide for me.

Here ya go:

Red Lobster, 253 shrimp.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...y&keyword1=red+lobster
 

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Originally posted by: potato28
Mmmm oysters. How was the seafood? I remember catching a few lobsters when I was on PEI one year... they were so good... :) Now I'm hungry...

The seafood was surprisingly good for a buffet. I have very low expectations for buffets, but it was actually quite good. But granted, I did eat mostly things that are driven by their natural, uncooked flavors (sushi and raw oysters). For being in a land-locked city, it was surprisingly fresh. The fish was tender and firm, not overly mushy or spongy like fish that's not fresh.
 

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I would have had the one lobster and then focused only on the crab, little necks and shrimp.
 

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
I would have had the one lobster and then focused only on the crab, little necks and shrimp.

There are people who are definitely partial to the snow crab legs. I know there are some people who eat piles and piles of just crab legs. But to me, crab legs are a dime a dozen. I mean, they're definitely good, but they've been at nearly every halfway-decent Chinese buffet I've gone to. Now if they were king crab legs, I'd be all over them. The shrimp was surprisingly tasteless, hence the reason I didn't get much.

Escargot and oysters on the half shell seemed a bit more uncommon, so I focused on those.