I've finally decided on my perfect man

[moshquerade]

this picture says it all

 

[EyeMNathan]

Dear god! You killed him and covered him in wax!

 

Gah!

/me hides face in hands and runs from computer.

 

[Ryan]

ROTFLMAO! Topher Topher!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Dear god! You killed him and covered him in wax!

oh no.. he's a real.... doll

 

[FeuerFrei]

Wow, Keanu Reeves. Who knew?

 

[xXped0thugXx]

i think real men are mad out of flesh not plastic... well that was my assumption.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
Wow, Keanu Reeves. Who knew?

:laugh:


he's gay :brokenheart:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: xXped0thugXx
i think real men are mad out of flesh not plastic... well that was my assumption.

i said, "perfect" man.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Perchance, is his name Charlie?

I bet he isn't much of a conversationalist, and even when he does speak, he's hardly a cunning linguist.

 

[Pocatello]

It's too bad the Japanese aren't paying much attention in making an artificial male, although their lap pillows might work for both sex

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Dear god! You killed him and covered him in wax!

oh no.. he's a real.... doll

lol, they still managed to get a remote in this hands......

B-R-R-ILLIANT!!

 

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
Dear god! You killed him and covered him in wax!

oh no.. he's a real.... doll

lol, they still managed to get a remote in this hands......

B-R-R-ILLIANT!!

yeh, how natural is that?

 

[SagaLore]

Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
It's too bad the Japanese aren't paying much attention in making an artificial male, although their lap pillows might work for both sex

no, but they have made a female android

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

oh my....it seems that someone doing more than "window shopping"

so, what did you name him?

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

I think you're a macho gay guy in a woman's body. Or maybe just a macho gay guy.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

oh my....it seems that someone doing more than "window shopping"

so, what did you name him?

iamme

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

I think you're a macho gay guy in a woman's body. Or maybe just a macho gay guy.

heh.

 

[intogamer]

:shocked:did you have any sexual relations with him?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: intogamer
:shocked:did you have any sexual relations with him?

I can definitely see the advantage. When you're finally reaching that multi-orgasmic state, your new plastic friend won't go limp on you. Unless the power goes out... better get a UPS for him!

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let me guess... that model comes with an inflatable powered penis attachment?

hmmm, i better not link that picture...
but the penis looks/feels quite real

oh my....it seems that someone doing more than "window shopping"

so, what did you name him?

iamme

great, now i have to live up to a guy who stays erect 24 hours a day



*starts kegel exercises

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: intogamer
:shocked:did you have any sexual relations with him?

Congratulations on scoring a negative value on the subtlety scale.